Rum and Monkey: The Personality Test Generator

Can you speak German?

Yes, Fluently.

I took a few German language courses and I'm dying to practise

"Guten Morgen" -- That's about it

Did you vote for G.W. Bush in the last presidential elections?

Yes I did.

Yes, But it was a hard decision. In the end it was only because I thought Kerry was rather "wishy washy".

No!

Are you orderly?

Yes, I have my books, records, printed shirts, and DVD's in Alphabetical order.

Sure. I have a sock drawer. I'm somewhat organized.

No, Right now I can't even find my passport.

Are you on time?

Yes, When I say 3:15..I MEAN 3:15!

Sure..sometimes I'm five minutes early or five minutes late.

No. But I think being a half an hour late is polite!

Do you smoke cigarettes?

Yes

I used to, but I quit. Cigarette smoke doesn't bother me.

No, I quit and I abhor the smell of cigarette smoke now.

No. Never. Gross.

Are you comfortable hugging and kissing members of the same sex?

Sure.....C'mere...gimme a kiss!

I'm not really that much into physical affection, but I'm okay with the idea.

Not really.

Do you enjoy beer?

YES!!

Sure, beer is fine.

I prefer cocktails or wine, but I'll settle for beer if there is nothing else around.

No, I don't drink

Do you know how to mop a staircase?

What's a mop?

I know my cleaning skills. If you hand me a mop, I'll figure it out.

Of course.

I don't use a mop, I get down on my hands and knees with a rag to clean every little crevice

How much coffee can your stomach handle?

3-8 cups

1-3 cups

1 cup, that's all.

I don't drink coffee.

Do you cry easily when people are rude to you?

Nope. Getting beaten by an old lady with an umbrella is the perfect way to start a day!

No, I have a thick skin.

I'm sensitive to rude people, I might not burst into tears... but it upsets me.

Yes.

Do you recycle?

Yes, I have separate containers for cans, for paper, for plastic, for mult-material packaging, token bottles, uncooked organic and a unique bin for things that can not be recycled

Yes, I recycle the basics. Cans, paper and bottles.

Sometimes, I have really good intentions... but sometimes I forget.

No.

Does nudity and bad language on television upset you?

Yes. I also cover my children's eyes. No thank you.

I enjoy a romantic nude scene every once and a while.

Downright porn 24/7...that's my thing. Even advertisements should show sexual acts! Down with censorship!

Do you like sugar on your popcorn and mayo on your french fries?

Yep!

Um...Sugar on your popcorn? No. But I've tried Mayo on frenchfries. It's not bad.

Mayo on Frenchfries? No way! But I like sugar on Popcorn.

What??? NO!

Are you capable of steering a car at 100 miles per hour?

Yes, I love drag car racing!

I don't know... I think so. That's a little above the speed limit, don't you think? I don't want to get arrested.

No.

No, but I'll try when I get to Germany!

How casually do you use the term "Nazi"?

Everyone that crosses me is a "Nazi"! i.e. My teacher, my boss, my strict father....

I only would call someone that when I'm really angry or disgusted with their behavior.

I only imploy the term to individuals associated with the belief system expressed by the German National Socialist Labour party between 1923 - 1945.

I might have called a mean teacher that once when I was younger. It's not a term I throw around or anything.

I don't use that term at all.

How often do you use the phrase "Too much information" in conversations?

A lot. I just don't need to hear the details of my friends sex life or the texture of their crap. Yuck.

Sometimes. There are just things I don't need to know. I'm mostly open though.

I never use that phrase. I'm a very open person and there is no such thing as "too much information"

Are you comfortable with the idea of stripping naked at a public lake?

What?!?! ....NO!

I don't think so...

Maybe. If all of my friends were skinny dipping, I might find the courage to do the same.

Sure, Why not?

Do you like walking?

Not really. The distance between my front door and my car is the longest distance I've covered by foot.

Sure. On a crazy whim I once left my car parked in front of Walmart and walked all the way across the parking lot to the liquor store.

I enjoy hiking once and while or maybe a stroll on a treadmill.

Yes, I walk everywhere that I can.

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