The Empire's Occupational Test

This is a simple occupational test brought to you by The Empire

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you have all of your original limbs?

2

Do you follow orders completely and faithfully?

3

Do you have a fascination with being decpitated?

4

Do you like being on board bright, new shiny vehicles and/or "fully operational space stations" ?

5

Do you like to be around "scum and villiany" ?

6

Is your birthday January 30?

7

Do you love the colour red?

8

Do you like the warmer, sandy climates?

9

Does your first name start with the letter "J" ?

10

Do you wear a head wrap (not a helmet) to hide the surgery that the Empire performed ?

11

Do you like to hang out with large slimy gangsters?

12

Do you hang out with Emperor Palpatine on a regular basis?

13

Do you prefer to use a blaster or a lightsaber?

14

Does your name start with the letter "N" ?

15

Are you currently a member of The Empire?

16

Are you friends with anyone from The Bloodfin Garrison?

17

Why aren't there any TIE Pilots or Sandtroopers on this quiz?

18

Do you have trouble finding proper footwear because you have larger feet?

19

Do you like to wear a hat or a helmet?

20

Do you like movies from the 80's with characters named "Venkman" and "Spengler" ?

21

Does your last name start with the letter "S" ?

22

Do you like cold climates and large vehicles with powerful weapons?

23

Do you like to be Force choked or be the one who does the Force choking?

24

Do you like to hear static bursts after eveything you say?

25

Which is a better drink, Killian's Irish Red or Bud Light?

26

Lastly, do you prefer to have a name or an operating number?

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