Rum and Monkey

Because I am evil and my owner was no longer fooled by my button like eyes.

I would be trying to get to the other side... yeah yeah.. make your little jokes.

you might not even know im there.. i blend in, ya know :D

Something huge must of put me there.. cause its just not normal.. seeing me on the side of the road.. not normal indeed....

Gathering a crowd of Brits and Brit wannabes. :D I'm Famous, you wanker!

Question

A, B, C, Or all of the above?

*Rots quietly... but is curled like a "C"*

Give me foooood!

None..... I cant write so I dont like letters

*doesnt answer... just lays there, smelling so bad passing motorists die*

A, B, C, Or all of the above? A, B, C, Or all of the above?

Question

Does Zenigata Suck or just Blow? (pervs! dont think such things!)

He has handcuffs! i cant go to jail! i have a family to support!

Zenigata? That Inspector guy from Lupin? Or the maker of this quiz? Either way, they both blow goats. Losers.

Zenigata.... Im not sure.. But his suit is nice *nods a bunch*

He cant say Hamburger in english. I say that movie. Made me laugh :D

Inspector Zenigata wants to be British- Oh! the guy from the cartoon! Dont know him..

Question

What color are your boyfriends boxers? Or yours for that matter.

Boxers........ I would wear mine backwards. Or on my head. Wait.. was the question about color?

No thanks.. no gentials to cover up. On me or my love. HEY! Stop checking!

Im not sure... I need a boyfriend... then we can make little versions of us. :D

Mine are very small. Cute too. :) Just like me

My boyfriend... that bastard. Hes been studding out to all those fat cows! He can burn in hell! Burn in hell! Ya hear me Leroy? BURN IN HELL!

Question

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it had a peg leg?

No matter how much he chucked, i would laugh at each thing the wood hit and harmed :D

Hey! i think I know him! Is his name Bob? Hes like my 4th cousin, twice removed, Dude!

*ducks chucked wood to avoid being hurt*

A peg leg? Just what I need! I was feeling a bit peckish before i died

Woodchuck? Huh.. those things are small to worry about, no matter how much wood they chuck. One push, and i would squish em!

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The Dead Animal Test

Get started with these questions...

If you were on the side of a highway, why would you be there?

A, B, C, Or all of the above?

Does Zenigata Suck or just Blow? (pervs! dont think such things!)

What color are your boyfriends boxers? Or yours for that matter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it had a peg leg?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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