Is the American government watching you?

you could swear you hear someone saying "lalalalalalalala" in the backround

you kept see shadows moving outside your window.

you drove him insane with the insane detail you went into.

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You're playing Halo 2 on Xbox live and yell "Die infidel! I'll blow you to hell!" when...

dozens of FBI Agents burst through the windows screaming "FBI! GET ON THE GROUND!!!!"

the other player blows you up with a frag grenade.

a sniper shoots you through the window, killing you instantly.

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For some college homework you go to the library and check out the Quran and Mein Kampf for history, The Anarchist's Cookbook for Science. On your way home...

You notice a guy in a car following you and talking on a walky talky.

and you pull up at your house. You notice that there is a black, unmarked car parked across the street, and things in your house aren't where you left them.

you start reading and hit a tree and die. Oops.

4

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You are...

Muslim

liberal

French

American

a Jesus loving, compassion conservative, card-carrying member of the Republican Party.

5

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You are on a flight to see your grandmother in Syria...

and you notice people in suits and sunglasses that keep glancing away when you look at them.

you take out a nail cutter and three people tackle you.

you fall asleep and wake up in a prison cell in Kazakstan.

you arrive there with no difficulties and are killed 12 minutes later in a car bomb.

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