The Greatest Name Generator

This test is aimed at anyone who wishes to participate in accepted there fate. This test results in you finding your ideal name.

Get started with these questions...


Are you male or female?


If you were to see an old man lying on the pavement after his zimmer frame spontaneously combusted, would you?


If you saw a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex drop a £20 note, would you:


You find out a friend of yours has joined the infamous "Greeenpeace". You treat them:


You have a large bubble of gas, just prying itself out of your butt-cheeks. It is a big one, You decide to:

6 farted!!! But whoops, someone smelt it! What do you do:


What is your ideal pet?

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