Rum and Monkey

You chase after it shouting "GET BACK HERE YOU *******.

You ask an inoccant pedestrian to chase after it for you.

You ask the "God of tyres" to make the tyres burst and give you KFC chicken.

Try and work out through a technical mechanical device to see where its going.

You phone the police to look out for your car, then walk home.

2

Question

If some stranger in a dark alleyway offered you sweets what would you do?

You eat the sweets and ask for KFC chicken.

You ask a beefeater to test it for you.

You say no right in his face then punch him.

You use your technical mechanical device to see if its dangerous.

You walk the other way.

3

Question

You spot a terrorist with bombs strapped to him in an airport, no one else knows what do you do?

You use your technical mechanical device to try and dismantle the bombs from a distance.

You tell security about the situation and they clear the area.

You wrestle the man on the ground and kick him in the groin.

Ask him for some KFC chicken

Run for the hills

4

Question

What do you do if your house catches fire?

Use your technical mechanical devise to putout the fire

Use it to cook some KFC chicken

Cry in the corner of the room and wait to die

Climb out a window

Run into every room in the house and shout fire every time to make sure no one's in it.

5

Question

Do you often commit bank robberies?

No but I rob KFC sometimes

No

No, I use my technical mechanical divice to hack the accounts

No but I prevent them

No im not one of those stupid criminals who steal to get fried KFC chicken

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