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i like the glitz and glammour of a good night at the rovers, possibly some karaoke and big burley men

i like to dump me daughter on me mum and hit the rovers

a quite night in with a board game and a cuppa

finding me underwear that someone stole

listening to some heavy tunes. its all a big conspiracy

i can't remember, what? last night??

i like to scuttle around

gimme some pork scratchings and somethng to shave me head..... NOW

Question

Do you enjoy your job?

its good i av a laugh with the rest of the girls

i can't hold down a job, i drift from bar to bar

my job? what? i have a job?

i like to sponge money off others, especially me mam and me dad

i'm too old for a job

no its all so boring

i think i enjoyed my paper round. But i didn't like the yellow vest thing, if only it was black. BLACK BLACK BLACK

its good i get to drink lots of tea. i also get lots off idle chit chat

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Whats your relationship status?

i'm with a man but my fat cake making boss letches

i'm with a partner, we love each other. we WILL be together. we're like romeo and juliette

i'm single, though the ex wife keeps returning, just like the rovers. rovers return. see. a joke

me pork scratchins and me chips are all i need

i'm seeing the hottest guy ever and everyone is jealous. everyone. he's takin me on holiday ya know

i'm single. yes. i'm single. i scuttle

relationship? i think i had a girlfriend? but i don't know what happened to her

i found smoeone at a tea and dance once, but he died. all my friends have died

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What do you spend most of your money on

cd's, dvds of korn, romeo and juliette to compare my love life too

i scuttle back and forth, flittering my money

i'm saving for a chair lift

I spend it going out on the razz and getting all glitzed up. a glamour puss is me

i've lost all my money and i don't know how it happened????

i buy books, the occasional board game, tea bags, and new specs

i buy tops from h&m in the sale. lots of drinks down the pub and payin the babysitter when me mum and dad wont av me baby

pints, chips, pork scratchings

Question

education..

i wish ah'd ad a gud education i'd definitly av done fashion to create me own glitz and glam style

i scuttle back forth to classes still

i had a great education

nah all ya need in life is a pint and a sewin machine

its all one big conspiracy to repress our creative minds and DARKNESS

i can't remember. did i go to school? what? wheres my money?

it was sooo long ago. the only education one needs is in manners and rules

i don't like education i was always avin a fag in the loos with me bezzy's

Question

what is the most important thing to you in life

i dont know? i can't remember. what is important? i don't know

scuttling back and forth between palces looking scheming

my job, my friends, cups of tea, board games

cakes, men, glitz and glam, havin a laugh, fags

me duaghter, me mam, me dad, me boyf, i don't av any mates or bezzys

pork scratchins, chips, pints, fags, me steppy, the local

deep thoughts, being different, hair gel, korn, me girlf

my life is soon going to end, im getting there you know, going to his lordship

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