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Which George W Bush Are You?

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

What do you love most of all?

My ranch.

My guns.

Allah.

My country.

My Vice President.

Your quotable quote of the moment?

"Praise be."

"Halliburton is doing a fine job in Iraq."

"Yeeeee-haw!"

"The time has come to invade Israel."

"Like a Virgin is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks."

Please select your favorite war:

The War Against Terror

The War Against Drugs

The War Against Iraq

The War Against Lawfulness

The War Against Godlessness

What would you consider to be your worst vice?

Speaking out of line

Shooting varmints

My undying love for America

Threatening to invade middle-eastern countries

DUI

Pretzel?

Why yes, tha -- GAAAAACK

Congratulations on solidly winning the war in Iraq.

Thank you. Now watch this drive.

Thank you. Now for my next trick, Syria!

Thank you. And God bless America.

Thank you. Saddam Hussein paid dearly for his involvement in September 11th.

Thank you. Now hold still while I cut off your ear.

If you weren't President of the United States, what would you be?

A cocaine addict.

Fighting for Allah!

Working for the good of America.

Sniffing out terrorists like the scum they are.

Doing fifty years to life for an assortment of violent crimes.

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

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