What phobia do you have?

You look around and make sure no birds are flying by or there are no animals near, then belly flop in.

You take the steps. each foot must be precisely put in the middle of each step. The water must have equal height on each leg.

You watch how other people jump in, then do it perfectly like them.

Pools, water? No way, I'd never be there!

You think "If I take the steps they'll think I'm a scaredy cat, but if I belly flop in they'll think I'm rude, what do I do?"

Question

Your closet

Looks like a closet Martha Stewart would have, nice, pretty, organized.

Has all man made products, no wool, no fur, not even faux fur.

Has each item organized by date bought, then color, then use. (each item is also in never before used ziplock, airtight bags."

Is away from all water sources, like all the building is.

Closet, what closet? I 'd never do that then someone might think I live the way my closet looks!

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Your best friend is sick, you

You call her/him with a hanky around the phone and tell her to remember to wash her hands, then burn the last outfit you wore around him/her.

You don't call, you're afraid she'll think you're a worrier if you call immediantly, or a meanie if you call the next day.

You don't go, remember, they have cats!

You send a get well goodybag complete with soup cooked just right and a card with perfect hand printing inside.

You can't go, they live by a lake, you can't call, the phone's by the sink.

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You're favorite animal is a

*shreiks and faints*

A poodle.

You never go to pet stores, someone might think you're a geek if you get the gecko, but prissy if you get a poodle.

A camel.

Animals aren't perfectionists.

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You brush your teeth

for three minutes, one for top and bottom then one extra for the outside.

Never, my teeth are rotting out.

always in complete private.

just any particular way.

Perfectly, two minutes, just like scientists say.

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Your view on public restrooms is

They are disgusting and should never be used.

I only use my own.

Only to be used in emergencies.

Fine, as long as it's not at a zoo.

A perfect example for how people live there daily lives.

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Final question: What did you think of this test?

It was horribly set out.

Great, except for the questions about animals.

I hated it, it was torture!

Um, okay, I guess, there was no water.

Good, most things were balanced and even.

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What phobia do you have?

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You go to the public summer swimming pool. You get in by,

Your closet

Your best friend is sick, you

You're favorite animal is a

You brush your teeth

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