Rum and Monkey

I really don't feel like waking up...

Let's get this over with.

Hmm, what should I wear today?

Meh, since when is school hard?

Dammit, why do I have to put up with this five days a week?

Such a nice day!

I better hurry and catch my bus...

Question

What is your opinion on cheese?

*Yawn*

It sucks.

Cheese is nice.

What kind of a dumbass question is that?

Builds up your energy!

It gives my hair a shiny look, I love it!

Well, it's food, we need it. It's ok.

Question

You notice a near-death squirell on the side on the road. What do you do?

Poor thing... I try to help it out.

...

Better put it out of its misery...

I don't want anything to do with it.

Eww, I don't want blood on me...

The thing's stupid enough to get itself hit...

Squirell? Where? I was too busy running to notice it...

Question

Tommorow's Saturday! What are you doing over the weekend?

I'm going to the mall with some friends.

I have swim meet on Saturday and I might go jogging on Sunday...

I'm gonna egg the neighbors' house.

Why do you want to know?

Sleep...*snore*...

I told my sister I'd take her to the playground, so yeah.

I'm helping my mom plant her garden.

Question

You have a new student in your class!

Wha?

Gonna give him a warm welcome... hehe...

Another dumbass...

Hmm, I hope he/she likes my outfit.

It's hard moving to a new school, I'll be nice as possible.

I wonder if he/she plays sports? Will it affect my posistion on the team?

I guess that's cool...

Question

Do you like where you live?

Where do I live at again?

No, I hate it here.

It's a nice place ^_^

Well, doesn't matter, I live here anyways.

Yes, nice terrain to run on.

It makes me more friends, so yes!

Stupid people live here...

Question

What kind of weather do you like?

Warm, sunny weather.

As long as the sky's dark, I'm ok with it.

Zzzz...

Weather as beautiful as... me.

Doesn't matter, as long as I can go outside.

Um, your moma.

Meh...

Question

This is the last question. How do you feel?

Finally...

Aww, the test was kinda fun...

If it's over, It's over.

Too easy.

That didn't take long.

I'm gonna go fix my hair now.

*Yawn*... *snore*....

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