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Say "Stop that!".

You join them and cause the noobs to get stuck in the elevator.

You sip your coffee while you wait for the toons to get a group to fight you.

You get caught in the elevator.

You ban the two players blocking the timer.

You control a toon, give him the graphics of a cog to take the attention away of the 2 timer blockers.

You're too busy eating cheese with your spoon to pay attention.

Question

You're fishing for the elusive devil ray when a noob comes up and starts screaming "PLEASE BY MY FRIEND!!!". What do you do?

Continue fishing for my toad.

Defeat the Noob toon with clip on tie.

Stink the toon and go to another district.

You're the noob.

You take away the toon's ability to say please be my friend.

You add him to your list since your list is unlimited.

You add him to your list.

Question

You see a toon slip and fall over on a banana peel in a supermarket. What do you do?

You say "Dont get up. I'm a lawyer."

You continue shopping for Ice Cream Cones.

You laugh at the toon.

You use your powers to make it so that the toon feels no pain.

You don't care since the toon is still on his 3 day trial.

You help the toon up.

You slip on the same peel, stupidly.

Question

In Goofy Speedway you're just behind the person in first and you're on the last lap. What do you do?

You let the toon win.

You're too busy looking at your lucky fuzzy dice to care.

You try to win, but you lose.

You win and stink the toon.

You cheat by using your head shrink attack on the enemy's car and win.

You use your powers to let you and the other toon win.

You edit the code to the game and win.

Question

You see a bag full of money ($10,000!)! You think "cool!", but then you see a name on it. What do you do?

You use your powers to clone the bag. One for you, one for the real owner.

You take the money and use it to start an anti noob petition.

You take the money and spend it on ice cream cones.

You take the money and spend it on coffee, golf, advertisements and invest some in the stock market.

You return the money.

You avoid the money thinking it's a trap.

You ban the owner of the money and take it for yourself.

Question

You see a toon enterting the Blizzard Wizzard to the LOM 2 Task. What do you do?

You offer to help the toon with the task.

You prepare to torture the toon.

You fret thinking they they'll quit tt out of frustration and you'll lose $10 a month.

You use your powers to make the task be completed.

You laugh, knowning that the toon will be stay 61 laff forever in this cruel world known as tt.

You have no idea what the Blizzard Wizzard is.

You think "Oh snap. Now this noob is gonna be going to go into my turf. "

Question

Lawbot HQ has just been released. What do you do?

You are happy because you have a 3rd base of operations.

You are happy because toons won't bother you and you can eat your cheese in peace.

You get your cog suit parts as fast as possible so you can do Lawbot boss without the noobs.

You're too busy helping a friend to go to Lawbot HQ.

You go in, fall into a bottomless pit and are sent to TTC sad.

You use your powers to throw toons into the bottomless pits. =)

You are sick of Lawbot HQ, you've been making it for months!

Question

You are going out with a friend and he lets you pick what you want to do. What do you choose?

To torture toons while eating cheese and ice cream cones while petting your pet toad.

Try to hack the game to make it so that there are no noobs.

You let your friend pick.

"Let's go to cashbot HQ!" *Goes, gets run over by train twice and dies*

You suggest that you and your friend play a round of golf.

You're still at work fixing glitches on tt.

You and your friend use your powers to turn 15 laffers doodle into a lvl 12 Mr. Hollywood.

Question

What do other people think of you?

They think I'm lazy.

Some love me, others hate me.

I have no friends. I'm too bossy.

They tell me to go away.

They all love me.

Everyone hates me, toon and cogs alike.

Toons hate me, cogs like me, yet I am not a cog.

Question

How would you describe yourself in 2 words?

Torture Master

Super Nice

Noob Hater

Coffee Lover

Hard Worker.

OMG I HEAV LIEK 128 LAFF LOL DIS SI LIEK 2 WORDS AND 900 IS MAX LAFF LOL

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