Which Arsehole in my Life are you?

*This test should come with a health warning. But it doesn't.*

I am raging. I am raging at YOU! But which you am I raging at? The one who drugs for sex? Or the one who emails to shout at me? Or the one that's hopelessly lovable? Arghgghghghghg!

Get started with these questions...

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You email me out of the blue with:

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What's your idea of a subtle move?

3

Which fantastic type are you?

4

What colour hair/wig and (glass)eyes/contact lenses do you have?

5

How do you get on with your elders?

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What do you want from a woman/man?

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What is the closest to your "profession"?

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What's your favorite thing?

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I am upset. You:

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What do you hate most about having a partner?

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If you were a packet of crisps you'd be?

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