Which Character From Stargate SG1 Are You?

"Practising my back-swing!"

*Raises eyebrow in response*

"I'm recalibrating the >>insert advanced technological description here

You are the one shouting it....

Stand there like a grinning idiot, oblivious to whats's going on around you.

Shrug your shoulders and state adamantly that you're doing the right thing.

You stare up with your big black eyes and apologise for shutting down the entire SGC, but it was the only way to get through.

Laugh evilly (This was your master plan all along...)

Question

Pick a colour, any colour....

Peridot

Green...it's what I'm wearing...

Glowing blue, like an active wormhole...

I have no preference for colour...

Gold! Like the colour of the interior of my Ha'tak vessel...

What colour would you like to see me in?

I like the yellow one...

I am too old to be concerned with colours, human!

Question

Pick a memorable quote to end all quotes...

"Do not test my temper, woman!"

"Woman? Did he just call me a 'woman'?"

"If it wasn't for SG1, you would be sitting there with a snake in your head instead of your head up your ass !"

"Were you this annoying when you were ascended?"

Tell you what? Why don't you FLIP to the end, and see how it all turns out, hmm?

You are suggesting we attempt to trigger a subspace connection between the remains of the arm and the rest of the Replicators so that we may search for the cipher among their communications data.

You choose your friends well Teal'c. Though were I a hundred years younger, it might not have been quite so easy.

I'm a bit of a history buff myself. Doesn't help me pick the lotto numbers, though.

Question

An Ascended being appears RIGHT in front of you, spouting nonsense about candlelight being fire and deep rivers with no bottom... What now?

You throw your shoe through them just to make sure that you have gone COMPLETELY wacko...

Raise an eyebrow and stare at them sceptically.

Smile, this is the first time you've seen an ascended being...

Go into a lengthy discussion to yourself that this is not 'in theory' possible.

Believe it to be some form of threat and attack it, you're half ascended after all...

Immediately go into a lengthy debate with them about their philosophy on 'enlightenment' and possibly become good chums...

Exclaim with a "Whoa!" and wonder whether this was in the brochure?

Ask them who they are and what they are doing on YOUR base.

Question

You've been captured by the Goa'uld, again. Plan of action?

Smile. This is the first time you've been captured by the Goa'uld...

Think of a logical way out, like ripping off a wall panel and hot-wiring the controls.

Fall into a well of despair... There's nothing you feel you can do now...and getting out will only end in your death anyway...(Cheer up for christ sake!)

Use your feminine wiles to seduce your way out ;)

Adopt a positive attitude and keep telling yourself that someone will be along to help any minute now... Meanwhile, make some wise-cracks to rally your team and pi$$ off your captors saying, "We actually came here to save your ass...es."

Blast your way out in a hellstorm of fire and die in a blaze of glory like the honourable warrior you are!

You never get captured, your in charge and have to find a way of getting your best team out of this mess, yet again...

Your probably the one who caught them...Mwa ha ha ha! Pathetic mortals, you have fallen for the oldest trick in the book! Again!

Question

And lastly, (I swear) what are you worth?

A pretty penny, I'm a pain in the mik'tah, you know!

I am worth the most...I am, in their eyes, a traitor.

You'd be lucky to get a days worth of scrap for me...Nah, just kidding, I'm worth quite a bit for unlocking the Stargate.

I have the memories of a dead Tok'ra symbiote, you tell me...

I am also a traitor to the Goa'uld, but not as memorable as my former student.

The Goa'uld wouldn't dare, or I'd go beam their ass' to Valhala!

I'm worth a lot, seeing as I've stolen from so many that I've lost count...

Used to be a traitor to my people for stealing naquadria from them....

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Which Character From Stargate SG1 Are You?

Get started with these questions...

Your Commanding Officer shouts, "What the hell are you doing?" What is your response?

Pick a colour, any colour....

Pick a memorable quote to end all quotes...

An Ascended being appears RIGHT in front of you, spouting nonsense about candlelight being fire and deep rivers with no bottom... What now?

You've been captured by the Goa'uld, again. Plan of action?

And lastly, (I swear) what are you worth?

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