Rum and Monkey

grab supplies, food, ammo and weapons and hole up in a boarded up building with a small team

you grab some guns, a car and hunt them down before they get you ( in a cool jacket)

you run to the nearest rescue point

masturbate

you grab some stuff, climb your roof shotgun over shoulder, and stick on danger high voltage and shoot anything moving

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if you saw another team of people, you

join them, and find a secure place

join them and ask for medical supplies

shoot them, take their shit and grab a cool car and cruise around until you run out of petrol, driving into and drive-bying as many zombies as possible, to some form of heavy metal blaring through the neighbourhood

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you lose your weapons and ammo, zombies are wandering to your direction and you are already bitten, you

run, and look for a cure

run at them, kick the crap out of them, and keep going til you die

get in a vehicle and drive at them, blood everywhere

run and look for a weapon

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aliens have landed and are hostile you

pray

fuck them up with weapons from the zombie invasion

find a weakness and use it

steal a spaceship and go joyriding

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a man comes down claiming to be the messiah and starts smiting everyone you

see it as gods will and walk into the fury

go all psycho and kick jesus's ass across town, tokyo style

masturbate, then fight with a resistance

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all society collapses and riots take place you

go vigilante and screw everyone over

start more riots

call the police

take up arms and dish out justice

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you are at a rock concert and vampires and demons start feasting on your friends, you

have no friends

jump on them and kick their ass elton john style

jump on them and kick their ass stallone style

jump on them and kick their ass shrek style

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meat?

is the word

is going to lure those zombies and crap questions away

is my food, gimme

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you show off to your friends you

jump off the highest thing in sight, hiding injuries afterwards

you run up things matrix style and dodge bullets with slightly less success

you buy everyone pizza

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