"Which bodily function are you?"

PUSSY!!!

Bean burritos... HAHA!! Watch out!

Uh... Um... Something light, especially if I'm going somewhere.

Sardines.

Something sweet.

Anything that isn't too spicy but has zesty flavor.

Question

Cheese?

*Takes picture*

Ew, what? Butt cheese?! NASTY!!!!

...I guess...

NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!! I'm lactose intolerant!!!

Question

What do you wear to sleep in?

My birthday suit! ;)

My Jammies.

Tighty whities.

Question

What to drink with that?

COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Some 7-up will do me. My tummy hurts...

Is there alcohol?! Well, I'm underage! Give me a Coke.

A martini, please.

I'll have what she's having.

Question

EAT ME!!!

OOOoooooooOOooh, when, baby?

Right now? Oh dear! What if my momma' walks in?

Sure... But only if you eat HIS ass! XD!!

That's not nice.

*Sigh* Sorry, sweets. You'll never have this tongue.

I'm not sure if I'd be good at it or not...

Question

When you have sex, you're...

Ridin' hard, baby!

Concentrating on my lover first.

Sorry... I don't get laid. I'm what you call an it.

Trying to hurry up and get it over with. I really don't like sex.

Eating chicken while I do my thing. Heheh.

Question

Sports?

Love them!

Not much into that kind of thing.

HATE THEM!!!

Question

Describe yourself...

Well... I'm ugly. I have a big nose, a fat head, beady eyes, zits the size of golf balls, and everytime I go out people laugh at me!!!

Well, I love to hang out with my friends and have fun, but we aren't crazy. Actually, we usually just lay around and watch movies together.

Nice biceps and triceps and a big, fat, long, cock!! ;) Want to ride it, baby?

Well, I'm kind of artistic, and I love kids.

I'm an intellect, but people refuse to notice me for who I really am. Sometimes I feel unwanted.

I never let a dull moment pass when I'm around my friends, even if I do only have a few.

Question

FUCK YOU, YOU SHIT EATING FUCKTARD BASTARD CUM-CHUGGER!!!

...

Cum-chugger? You're just jealous because I won't chug your cum!

Bite me!

I will give you a spoon so you can eat my ass. How is that?

Question

What's in your top drawer?

My tighty whities.

Uh... Whoopie cushion... Rubber chicken... Hmm... Fart spray...

Condoms... Dildos... Butt plugs... Pornos... Dirty magazines...

Just whatever...

My top drawer is my underwear drawer.

Ummm... T-shirts. OH MY GOD A WRINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question

Dancing?

Sorry, I don't know how.

...

I-I can't do that! I never learned!

*Starts grinding on someone's leg like a dog humping it*

Tango? Waltz? Salsa?

Question

Your ultimate dream?

World peace!

To quit being so lazy and get off of my bum.

To find the cure for AIDS!

To be a big time comedian and make everyone laugh so hard that their butts hum.

Question

Poop!

CLEAR A PATH FOR THE BATHROOM! SOMEONE HAS THE SHITS!!!

What's wrong? A bird didn't come along and drop off a little something in my hair, did it?

Feces is the proper word.

Upset, sweetheart?

DID YOU HEAR THAT?!??!!?!? POOOOOOP!!!!!!!!

Question

Who is your favorite character in Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?

Louis.

Claudia.

Armand.

Lestat.

This is a user-written post. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good it may be. Please report any inappropriate content.

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

Which Dream Home Should You Actually Live In?

What Type of Heart Do You Have?

Irish Name Generator

Which Pop Diva Are You?

Minion Name Generator

What Type Of Driver Are You?

Which Big Cat Are You?

Can We Guess Which Region Of The U.S. You Are From?

What Do Your Subconscious Choices Say About You?

WANT MORE FUNNY LIKE THIS? FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK

"Which bodily function are you?"

Get started with these questions...

What's your favorite food?

Cheese?

What do you wear to sleep in?

What to drink with that?

EAT ME!!!

When you have sex, you're...

Sports?

Describe yourself...

FUCK YOU, YOU SHIT EATING FUCKTARD BASTARD CUM-CHUGGER!!!

What's in your top drawer?

Dancing?

Your ultimate dream?

Poop!

Who is your favorite character in Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

Popular Content

Which Dream Home Should You Actually Live In?

What Type of Heart Do You Have?

Irish Name Generator

Which Pop Diva Are You?

Minion Name Generator

What Type Of Driver Are You?

Which Big Cat Are You?

Can We Guess Which Region Of The U.S. You Are From?

What Do Your Subconscious Choices Say About You?