The Dinosaur Test

Have you ever wondered what kind of prehistoric beast you would be? Well check it out!

Get started with these questions...

1

When you go out to eat, what kind of food do you order?

A 64 oz. steak with a side of chicken nuggets.

Just a side salad.

A VERY rare bacon burger.

Give me a Veggie platter, salad, a steamed artichoke, a head of lettuce, and all the potatoes in Idaho.

Me want plant.

I'll have a plate of hot wings to share with my buddies.

I'll just have the bread, thank you.

2

When you are looking for some "action", if you know what I mean, how easy is it to aquire a mate?

Can't talk, eating.

I have to scream and shout for months before anyone notices me.

I have a mate for life, though he/she can be quite vicious.

I could go my whole life without finding anyone remotely interested in me.

what is this "action" I am looking for?

I'm sure it won't be that hard, I mean, members of the opposite sex are everywhere!

I search and search, but can't find anyone.

3

How do you feel about roommates?

I hate living with other people. I won't even live in apartments; I need a mansion with 50 acres of land.

No one even wants to be my roomie.

The more the merrier! Plus, I don't have to pay as much.

3 or 4 at the most.

I have no home, I just go where life takes me.

I would love to have a roommate or 10!

I like to live with a diverse crowd, even travel cross-country with them.

4

Ouf of these, what is your favorite color?

Red

Purple

White

Green

Orange

Yellow

Grey

5

Out of these, which is your favorite animal?

Wolf

Jackal

Elephant

Musk Ox

Tiger

Hippopotomus

Giraffe

6

Have you ever obliterated a village?

All the time.

No, but I have dystroyed a population or two.

Not really...

No, but I could if I wanted to.

Possibly. I don't remember.

No. Never.

Sure! Why not?

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