Are You A Jedi? A Sith? A Short Green Dude?

Use him to fix your ship, then high tail it outta there and forget you ever met him.

Do the heroic thing and take him with you, thereby screwing over the entire galaxy.

Agree with your master, complain loudly, but get to liking him anyway.

Meditate. The fate of the galaxy can wait right?

Fry the little sucker and serve him up with butter.

Run him over. 5000 points!

Stand there, look scary, and wait to see what your master says.

Wait a second, im supposed to be on Nar Shadaa. How the heck did i get here? Oh, well, might as well do some smuggling.

Question

Have you ever obliterated a village? (dont look at me like that you knew this was comming)

No. Wouldn't dream of it.

Ah, so that was the disturbance in the Force I felt. I shall inform the Council at once.

Meditate on this, i shall. . .

For your information, i was at a party that night. *mindtrick* kill yourself and make it look like an accident*

No. The bantha's did it. I tried to stop them, really!

YES! I DID IT WITH MY GIANT BALL OF DEATH!! YOU'RE NEXT!

Oh, ya, I heard about that on my last job. Really tragic.

that was fun. want to do it again? *draws lightsaber with evil grin*

Question

So, what is your lightsaber color? (YOU KNEW IT WAS COMMING, DONT FLIP ME OFF YOU COCKBITE)

green. it works quite well.

blue

red, and it has two blades. i can kill multiple Jar Jar's at once!

dont need one. I have a Giant Ball of Death to kill people with, thank you very much.

I'm not sure. I keep loosing it. Whoops! there goes another one. shhh, dont tell my master.

it doesnt matter. *force choke*

dont need one. the wookie works just fine.

green and not to long, but long enough

Question

You're on a strange planet. some people somewhere need help. what do you do?

help them with there problem and break one or two of the Order's rules while i'm at it.

find a way to help them without pissing off the Jedi Council.

Why are you even asking me this? *lightsabers narrator, goes on killing spree* Let's see some blood!

Meditate until i find a way to help them, then fight a freakish guy with a curvy lightsaber and jump around alot.

Dang it, I lost my Giant Ball of Death!! Where is it? Do you have it?! *sith lighting*

Look, it wasnt my fault. They RAN into my lightsaber on their own. Why was it on? Oh, well. . .

Intimidate them into joining the Empire. Force choke someone.

Totally not my problem.

Question

What is your favorite mode of transportation?

something public.

doesn't matter, anything that runs well will do.

It has to be black, and i have to be able to use it to run over people.

floating chair. dont give me that look, youngling, im old. im entitled to resting my legs evry once in a while.

GIANT BALL OF DEATH!! DIE!! BURN!!

as long as its juiced up an shiny, im happy. also, it cant have a roof so i can jump out of it anytime i like. even when its still running.

All you need to know is that i have torture robots in the holding cells.

Millenium Falcon. What did you think i was going to say?

Question

You get in a fight with a random lightsaber dude. How do you fight him?

draw my lightsaber and fight him. meditate when i get a break.

whup him like there's no tomorrow.

What lightsaber dude? *kicks dismembered corpse under nearest couch*

convince him not to fight me.

Fry him to a crisp with my Force Lightning.

Hammer him with overwhelming power until he dies.

Force choke him. I Force choke everybody. that's just my style. you have a problem with that?! *Force Choke*

I dont. I ran away and sped off in my ship at top speed. No need to visit that part of the galaxy anytime soon. . .

Question

If Jar Jar was real(heaven forbid) how would you kill him?

I would let him get run over by those tank thingies.

Tie him up in a tree. Let the nexu's have him.

Dismemberment? Skinning him alive? Running him over? I can't decide. . . oh, wait, i can RUN HIM OVER!!

killing in anger is the path to the dark side.

GIANT SPACE BALL OF DEATH!!! GO GO GO!!!

Hack him to bits while looking really pissed off.

Force choke. yes, i know. i Force choke EVERYONE!! INCLUDING YOU!! *force chokes narrator, then everyone else in sight*

i'll just let the wookie have him. that way i can watch and get into leia's pants at the same time.

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Are You A Jedi? A Sith? A Short Green Dude?

Get started with these questions...

Okay, you get your ship jacked up, land on a random desert planet, and find a kid that is REALLY strong in the Force. Now, you just know this kid is trouble, but hey, everybody has a good side right? So, you. . .

Have you ever obliterated a village? (dont look at me like that you knew this was comming)

So, what is your lightsaber color? (YOU KNEW IT WAS COMMING, DONT FLIP ME OFF YOU COCKBITE)

You're on a strange planet. some people somewhere need help. what do you do?

What is your favorite mode of transportation?

You get in a fight with a random lightsaber dude. How do you fight him?

If Jar Jar was real(heaven forbid) how would you kill him?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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