What the hell were you thinking?

Say, "Fuck it" and pull up your pants

Try to use the cardboard roll or ass gaskets

Ask a complete stranger to fetch you some teepee

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You feel a major booger working its way to the surface, You...

Start diggin, and wipe it on your pants

Use your shirt to retrieve it

Wait until you have a tissue

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Your underwear is riding your ass like a rodeo bull, You...

shove your hand down your pants and get that sucker

do the side step wedgie pick, trying not to be obvious

have some one or something block you so you can pick it

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while walking through the park, you notice a bill stuck in some dog shit. Unsure of the bills worth You...

Pick it up and jam it in your pocket

grab a stick and perform surgery for the $1 bill

Leave it for some one desperate enough to dig through shit for money

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You are dinning at your friends parents' house, for dinner is Whale penis, You...

Don't knock it till you try it

Try a tiny bite to see if you like it

Tell the family that you are a vegetarian.

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While at a party, the guy/girl you've been waiting to hook up with is puking drunk, they still go in for the kill. You...

Kiss them anyway, You've been waiting too long for this to pass it up

Kiss them once to see if you can tolerate the stench or not

Hug them and tell them you have to go.

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While out of town you realize you forgot to pack underwear, the outfit you're wearing absolutley requires underwear. You...

Wear the underwear you've had on all yesterday

Don't wear any underwear

Go buy some more underwear at any store you can find

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At the bar you're drinking your drink when your friend points out that it is not your drink but is this 75yr old mans with no teeth. You..

Keep drinking it, you already had you're mouth on it.

Set it down and go find yours

Put it down and immediatley go find some mouthwash

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While at a party, the guy/girl you've been waiting to hook up with is puking drunk, they still go in for the kill. You...

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