The If We Were Still In Highschool, Who Would We Be Dating Now Test

No, I am a heterosexual girl.

Yes, I am a homosexual girl.

Yes, I am a flamming male.

No, I am not gay. I am a strait male... What? I am. I swear!!

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What do you do in your spare time?

Work out, jog, play some sports.. anything that keeps me healthy or my mind off of thinking.

Party and do some drugs.

Go to a bar and get drunk.

Read or write something.

Kill little animals

Walk around the mall and make fun of other girls clothes.

Make out with chicks you haven't made out with yet.

Try to get some guy to buy you something somewhere.

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What type of music are you into?

Hip Hop, think 'Black Eyed Peas'.

Emo music, like 'Death Cab for Cutie' of 'Phantom Planet'

I have no ears, I don't listen to music.

Gangsta Rap, like '50 Cent'.

Anything Coldplay or like Coldplay

Classic Rock; Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, etc.

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What are your thoughts on Money?

It's green, and comes from trees. So what?

The more, the better.

I'd rather donate it.

...Mon..ey... smells Fun..ey!! ahaha!

I enjoy the history of it.

It's evil. Pure evil.

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You're driving in your car and you see someone really hot, what do you do?

Nothing. There's no point. I'll never see them again.

Roll down the window and ask for directions. Then for their phone number.

Yell. Something. Anything.

Park, get out and try to 'meet' her.

Run her over like in that movie 'Death Race 2000'! ya 10 points!

Circle around again, and if you see them again, pretend to have car trouble.

Think about fish.

Honk. Twice.

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Alright, something simple... Favorite subject in school?

Math and Science.

English and History.

Band and Theatre

Gym.

Clean up time with Breant Neale.

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How would you describe your own personality?

Moody and emotional.

Outgoing and spontaneous

Laid back and very chill.

Original and Humorous

Boring.

Addictive.

Like Cheese Whiz! Yaaar!!

An open book.

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What attracts you more?

Smile.

Style.

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What type of people do you prefer to have sex with?

I'm a white chick who likes other white boys.

I'm a white chick who loooooves me the black cock.

I'm a white chick, but I don't really like white guys.

Again, I'm a big ol' carpet muncher. I'll eat any flavor.

I'm not a white chick, but I rather do a white boy.

I'm a white dude. White chicks only, please.

I'm a man with flavour, wanting women with some spice as well. No pasties please.

This questions retarted. I'll fuck anyone whose bootiful in the inside!!

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Girls, does size matter? Be honest now...

Yes

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Gentlemen, if a chick's dumb as hell, but has a nice rack and ass, would you go for her?

Yes

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Think about the perfect date you could imagine. Does it include:

You and a guy out at a night of clubbing, then partying with... oh snap! Diddy!!!

You and a chick at the coolest new club in the V.I.P section.

You and some dude watching some Will Smith movie and cuddling.

In a pickup truck somewhere in some field, making out with some dude.

Listening to some guy play Dave Mathews on his guitar. Then you, jumping his bones.

Listening to some chick ramble on, hoping that she doesn't do another rail of coke so you could finally get want you came for. Ha ha!!

You and a girl booking a resort like hotel room, where you won't be caught by, oh you know who-- then rocking her wold.

Some where --- Any where in hollywood with a very nice boy.

Chasing purple rats.

You and a chick, catcing a cool indie flick. Then getting beers and drinking somewhere as you enjoy a cool night under stars.

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What would the best thing this special person could say to you?

"So, like, my family's rich and stuff. Would you go out with me if I gave you money? Like LOTS of money?"

"I painted a picture and wrote some poems about you... would you go out with me?"

"'Sup Girl? Yo, check it... I think yaw hot, and I know I'm hot, so you wanna roll wit me or what?"

"I really like your arms. Can I ride in your car?"

"I think your really, really special. I love the way your hair smells, the color of your nail polish and how sometimes when you laugh real hard, you spit. I love that. Will you go to this years semi-formal with me?"

"This came from my nose. It's for you"

"Hey, I'd really like to party with you tonight. We could go raving, drop some 'X' and who knows... maybe we could do it?"

"I'm growing out my fro, but I need some help with it's volume. Do you wanna help me pick out some conditioner?"

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Think about that one secret you wouldn't dare tell anyone. Does it have anything to do with you:

Secretly being in love with nerds. Particuarly nerds with really big heads and glasses.

Secretly having a fixation on twins... that DON'T look alike.

Secretly being actually quite religious, but due to circumstances, haven't really told anyone.

Secretly addicted to cigarettes, coffee and ...um... wiping your nose.

Secretly wishing the person you are currently dating could dump you.

Secretly still inlove with some dude/chick though you knew back in highschool.

Secretly hiding the fact that you don't have secrets because you're actually a robot.

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A person you could absolutely fall in love with has:

Great taste in music and could talk about Michael Moore's genius with you.

A quality that reminds you a little bit of someone you've already been in love with.

Constant flies circling around their crotch.

A good time wherever they're at, so you know your in good company.

A way of buying you gifts, like watches or earrings, when you don't even ask for them.

A great fucking sense of humour. You want to be with someone who can make you pee your pants-- that's a good thing too.

A nice ass.

Talent, brains and beauty... as they say.

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The If We Were Still In Highschool, Who Would We Be Dating Now Test

Get started with these questions...

Let's get this out of the way. Are you gay?

What do you do in your spare time?

What type of music are you into?

What are your thoughts on Money?

You're driving in your car and you see someone really hot, what do you do?

Alright, something simple... Favorite subject in school?

How would you describe your own personality?

What attracts you more?

What type of people do you prefer to have sex with?

Girls, does size matter? Be honest now...

Gentlemen, if a chick's dumb as hell, but has a nice rack and ass, would you go for her?

Think about the perfect date you could imagine. Does it include:

What would the best thing this special person could say to you?

Think about that one secret you wouldn't dare tell anyone. Does it have anything to do with you:

A person you could absolutely fall in love with has:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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