Rum and Monkey

Yes, but I just stared at it

Hahahahahahaha

Everyone else does my work

Yes, and I finished it all

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How much time do you spend online each day?

7 hours

4 hours, all looking for other jobs

We're connected to the internet?

15 minutes, on the MEPS website

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How many emails do you send out each day?

40, all work related, and all ending in "Thanks-a-bazillion!"

20, all to Divya

4, all consisting of non sensical sentence fragments

Out of office reply. I don't write emails.

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What's the first thing you do when you get home?

Cry.

Feed my 600 cats.

I don't go home. I sleep under my desk.

I don't understand the question.

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To me, vacation is...

a weekly occurance

the same as work, only from a satellite location

what I daydream about to pass the time at work

not an option; I have too much work to do

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I leave work...

at 5pm sharp

at 2:30 usually but I leave my door open so everyone thinks I'm still here

at 6 or 7, but I like to memorize delivery schedules for a few hours everyday

about 3 minutes after Mary leaves

under no circumstances

Question

What is your office decor?

I'm really not sure. I'm rarely there.

I like to cover as much space as possible with 3 ring binders.

It's dark enough so I can forget what time of day it is.

There's no such thing as too many Mariah pictures.

I hate this question.

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At work I cheer myself up by...

I've never actually been "cheery" at work.

sending emotionally scarring emails to Divya and Alicia

resorting to the whiskey bottle hidden in hard drive

Forward emotionally scarring emails from Jeannie to all my friends

crushing the ambitions of young, bright-eyed college graduates

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Are you Thailand?

Yes

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Where will you be when Panel 12 goes out to the field?

Here :(

Here :)

Madagascar (the furthest possible place from Westat)

Planning World Domination (codename: Panel 36)

Missing: Whereabouts unknown.

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