Which Star Wars character are you?

Statement: Friendship is a feeble idea dreamed up by organic meatbags. My only "friends" are my targets.

This test is not logical. Friends are not logical. I am logical. I do not understand the purpose of this exercise.

Friends are those who help you, and who you help in turn.

Friends are those who hold you back and cling onto your power. You do not need them.

Friends are merely tools that you use to increase your power.

Friends are those in whom you place your trust. I betrayed the trust of my friends.

Question

What is the force?

An energy field that surrounds us and penetrates us, and holds the galaxy together.

The force is a method of projecting my will upon others. I control the force, it does not control me.

Really, this is not logical. A force is the influence that produces a change in a physical quantity.

Statement: The force is the meatbag equivalent of assassination protocols. Meatbags use the force to kill each other, just as i use my blaster rifle and carefully timed explosions to kill meatbags.

More powerful than any "technological terror" that has been constructed by anyone.

The force is something used by the Jedi and the Sith. We Yuuzhan Vong have no use for the force.

Question

What is love?

Musing: "Love" is a carefully timed explosion that gives your target minimum reaction time, with a result of maximum carnage.

Love is forbidden to all in the Jedi Order. To love is to be removed from the Jedi Order.

Love is inexpressably wonderful.

Love is a means of getting what you want. It can be a tool or a weapon.

Love leads to pain. Love leads to shouting "NOOOOOO!" in a strangely frankensteinish voice. Love is saying to Padme...er...someone...that she is softer than sand, because I hate sand.

Love is both unexplainable and illogical.

Question

The Jedi are...

The supreme guardians of the galaxy, and of peace and justice.

A nuisance that the galaxy needs to be rid of.

A group of "force users". They stand in the way of our conquest. The Jeedai's time shall come.

Completion: Harder to kill than other sentient beings.

Characters in a film popular in the 20th century. My character was designed as a fallen Jedi who became a Sith...but that is highly illogical.

The Jedi are a beacon of hope in a galaxy that seems to be devoid of it.

Dead. I killed them! Every single one of them...and not just the men...but the women and the younglings too!

Question

The Sith are...

Completion: A group of meatbags who seem to have the right idea about everything. They are quite intelligent...for meatbags, anyway.

The rightful rulers of the galaxy.

Characters in a film popular in the 20th century. My character was designed as a fallen Jedi who became a Sith...but that is highly illogical.

A group of darkside force users. The eternal enemy of the Jedi Order---though they CAN be redeemed.

A group of force users who would be helpful in our conquest of the galaxy, but they appear to be gone at the present time.

Question

In your view, is killing someone an acceptable solution to a problem?

Yes

Aggrivated Response: No. It is in fact the only solution to any problem.

This exercise is illogical.

Question

When you die...

You become one with the force.

Excited Completion: It is likely because my assassination protocols have been reactivated and my master has selected you as a target.

You have failed, completely and utterly.

Your body begins decomposition. Different planets have different rituals regarding death. This is pointless. This exercise is illogical.

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