The Dark Jedi Quiz (are you one?)

As scarlet as pain itself.

Red. Plain and simple.

Crimson.

Purple. Whaaaat? It's actually the color of a Sith Apprentice's lightsaber... MACE IS A SITH. Er. Sorry 'bout that.

Green. And glowy. Heehee.

Blue. Battle hardened.

Yellow.

Silver. Not white. Silver. A reflective color... and it's not white.

Question

What's your favorite color for clothing. Get OVER it.

Black, gray, or anything emotionless and pastel.

Green, brown, earthly tones.

Bright colors. I'll stand out with orange, red, yellow...

Brown and cream... the colors of the Order.

Black.

White. :P Take that.

I wear armor...

Question

Have you ever obilerated a village? And don't you dare tell me I overuse questions.

Yes. And it was fun. Hehehehe.

It wasn't my fault! I tried to save it!

...and the planet underneath it... but it was for a purpose!

I am not so crude as to obilerate a villag. No, instead I will grant them all 24-7 internet access, and work in messages that will slowly cause them to cave to my cause... deception... yes...

Obilerate? Why destroy if I could charm my way out of it? Everyone loves me...

There was suddenly a disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly... what do you mean they just destroyed the village?!

Mediate on the destruction, I must.

[mindtrick] You never saw me. [/mindtrick] (sneaks off to destroy your hometown)

Question

Now, let's get you a bit in character. That's the only way to really handle a situation, you know. It's morning. The sun is shining, but you roll over to discover that you're not on your homeplanet anymore. Or where you should have been, really. What do you worry about/do/look for?

Ohhhh, great. Now how am I going to get breakfast?

Someone put me here. Who? I'll KILL them!

Very well. I'm suddenly on a weird planet that's abnormal to my normalness. First I will charm whoever's in charge, then...

Go search for breakfast. Why worry about it? If you're here, there's got to be someone else around...

Mediate. Why worry?

Find something to Force-choke. Plan to take over the planet.

Obilerate the nearest village.

Look for your Master with a worried expression on your face.

Question

Needless to say, you finally leave the room to come face to face with an insanely evil sword-wielding dude. With a sword. And a pointy hat. And he's not attacking you. Thus ruling out the evil assumption. Say something!

"Er... want some breakfast?"

"Sooo... the weather's been really great, eh? You know, the stock for Dow has been doing not too bad lately..."

"DIE!" (attack)

(raise hand threateningly) "Now. Tell me who you are and where I am."

Say nothing. Wait for him to speak. Intiminate him.

Have a bad feeling about this. "Er... you're not going to fight me, are you?"

"HI, GRIEVOUS! What do you mean, you're not Grievous... oh, fine. I love you too."

"It's a conspiracy!" (point fingers, run in a circle, use the Force to pull his pants down and giggle)

Question

The guy finally attacks you after explaining about the whole situation with the new universe. You sort of ignored him, and now are in the midst of a heated battle. And he's winning. How are you wounded?

Shoulder piercing...

My ego!

He's mentally opressing me.

Hand chopped off.

Legs cut off.

Various burns inflicted everywhere on body.

My face is rather scarred from overuse of dark powers...

I've somehow escaped injury, but now I'm hungry and my nose is dripping.

Question

Miraculously, you don't die. What was your final strike against your adversary?

I pulled his pants down, proceeded to make him turn red in front of his girlfriend, then skewered him. Heheheh.

Force lightning!

I didn't. I outtalked him. Now he's laying on the ground babbling and frothing at the mouth...

I didn't strike back. I lost and ran for my life.

I skewered him. Then proceeded to get skewered myself...

(list long detailed explanation about lightsaber battle) coughbeimpressedcough

I Force-pushed him into a convenient volcano. NOOOOO! MASTER!!!

Tossed him from a window.

Question

Your adversary's girlfriend has a fit and kills you. How does she do this?

Shoves/kavaams me into a volcano.

Knocks me off of a cliff.

Grabs my lightsaber and skewers me.

Brings a mirror to reflect my own lightning back at me... ow... that wasn't fair...

Chops off my limbs and makes me into soup.

Jumps up and down on me. Ow... I'm not a trampoline!

Screams loud enough for the universe to implode. Especially after I tried flirting with her...

Drowns me. Not fair!

Question

Anyway, as you're dead at the moment, we can interrogate you some more. Have you ever destroyed a planet?

Yes! 'SPLOSIONS!

...it was an accident... *crings* I'm sorry, Master.

Using my superweapon of immense power, I have blown up many worlds and threatned others...

Nooo... but I sensed the results.

I tried to stop it from happening! Really!

No, but I did cause a lasting flu epidemic.

Talked my way out of it... now they are under my control...

Question

Why are you crying?

I am crying because you are cutting an onion.

Y'know, why don't we go talk about this in my room over coffee...?

[mindtrick] I am not crying. [/mindtrick]

Emotions are good for you. In some degree. No, I'm not eluding the question.

Allergies... (sniffles) Hayfever.

Grr... DIE!

Because... because... I had to obilerate a planet... and... WAHHH! (clings to shoulder, sobbing) (^_^ There, there...)

Ohhhhhhh, she left meeeeee.... (wails badly done country music)

Because the answer above ms is singing horribly. (shoots answer above me)

(agrees with person above me, but Force-chokes the bad singer instead)

It's raining... really!

Question

What Theme Music is most likely to trail behind you as you pace the halls?

The Imperial March.

The slightly souped up techno version of the Imperial March known as the Leviathon mix, or something...

Duel of the Fates...

The Force Theme / Binary Sunset

Yoda's Theme ^_^

The Droid battle theme...

The Bridge of Kazad-dum!

Han Solo and the Princess...

The Saga Begins, by Weird Al...

Something creepy. Like Lothlorien!

A Knife In the Dark.

Concerning Hobbits...

Qui-Gon's Funeral. (giggle)

Battle of the Hero's. (RotS, plays when they're dueling... yeah)

Question

We're Doomed!!!

Yes!

No...

No... always hope, there is!

You fool... I AM your doom!

(whitty comeback here)

Er... maybe?

Question

Are you Force-sensitive?

...No, REALLY. (sarcasm) I became a Dark/Light Jedi just for fun... I actually use duct tape to rule the universe.

Nope! (grins) Really! Why aren't you believing me?

(hand out) [Force-choke] Must I prove it to you?

Yes. (scowls) Do us all a favor and jump into a volcano.

Hmmm... (mediatates) Huh.

Question

What do you eat for breakfast? Don't you dare bother saying that that's a stupid question....

A sandwich. With eggs. And ham.

French toast.

Your brains. MWHAHA!

Cheerios.

Toast

Pancakes drenched in syrup...

Poptarts.

Breakfast shake.

Question

Are you prone to passing out?

That is a weakness I do not possess.

Sure. If you'll catch me. (wink)

Mediating counts, right?

OHMYGOODNESS... that thing's huge! (faints)

Er... when someone skewers me, yes.

Hehehe...

No....

What is the purpose to this question?

Question

Are you loyal to anything?

The Force.

My Master.

My ego and whitty comebacks.

My power...

Control.

My lightsaber.

The Republic.

Democrocy.

Question

Soooo... somehow, your lightsaber is obilerated. What do you use for a weapon instead?

A blaster. Gah. So uncivalized.

My mind.

My silver tongue and whitty comebacks...

The Force...

A mace/flail/something else rather scary looking.

A quarter staff, sword, or vibroblade.

The pen is mightier than the sword!!!

Ph34r t3h fist...

Question

Which element are people most likely to pin you as? No, don't ask.

Earth. I'm rock hard and unshakable in my opinion.

Fire. I'm hotheaded and powerful.

Water. I'm easy going and ready to go with the flow.

Air. I'm lighthearted and contrast with other elements to make them stronger.

Darkness. People fear me greatly and I fill all places that lack other elements.

Light. I'm not as innocent as you'd think, and burn into the depths of your mind...

Shadow. I'll haunt your steps forever.

Question

Wait... wait! Someone just cloned you! You live again!

"Yes! Now I can obilerate more people... er... I said nothing."

"Hi..." *whitty remark*

"Finally. Now I can return to my quest to control everyone."

"Thank you greatly. Now... who are you?"

"Er... where's my Master?"

"You're not planning to skewer me, are you?"

"Grr... DIE!"

"Anything interesting for lunch?"

Question

The person who cloned you explains that you had to live because you're the single surviving heir to a planetary system. What do you think about that?

Er... but I'm already going to rule the universe...

But I already AM controlling the entire universe!!

So... tell me about your mother...

I don't know if I'd be the best choice to rule...

Ruling is not for Jedi. Get someone else.

I have to do something to help this system! It's in my blood!

Grr.

Question

The person leads you off to "a feast", or so they say.... but suddenly a tall and very terrifying lightsaber wielding dude jumps out. You...

Get skewered. Die.

Have a long duel to Duel of the Fates. Get skewered anyway. Die anyway.

Fall to your knees and scart shrieking about "don't kill me!"

Skewer them. Skewer the person who brought you here. Cackle about being the best.

Snap off a whitty oneliner and fight.

Sit down and mediate.

Force-choke the mentioned lightsaber wielding dude.

ARE the insane lightsaber wielding dude!

Question

Ah, well, enough people have died now.

HAHAHAHA! And you'll be next!!

FINALLY. I've been getting tired of this meaningless interrogation.

Mmm... want some garlic?

Great. Now I can return to my plans to dominate the world.

(extensively whitty comeback here)

DIE! (attacks narrator)

Mmm... and what, we wonder, will the results cause?

Question

Want some gum?

(suspicious glare) It's not poisoned, is it?

Sure. Want a date? ;-)

Sure... (takes)

Why, one might ask.

What? Gum? This is a conspiracy!

*shifty eyes, whisper* I have your disk...

Great!

Question

May the Force be with you...

Yeah, as long as it's not being used against me.

As long as it's not with you! HAHA!

And with you. *bows*

The darkside. Hah! POWER!

And one wonders, though, of the nature of the Force that will be with you and I as we carry on in this life... whether the living Force and the moment, or... *ramble*

Yeah. I'm going to need it.

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The Dark Jedi Quiz (are you one?)

Get started with these questions...

What color is your lightsaber? Yes, we know it always comes. Get over it. Answer honestly too...

What's your favorite color for clothing. Get OVER it.

Have you ever obilerated a village? And don't you dare tell me I overuse questions.

Now, let's get you a bit in character. That's the only way to really handle a situation, you know. It's morning. The sun is shining, but you roll over to discover that you're not on your homeplanet anymore. Or where you should have been, really. What do you worry about/do/look for?

Needless to say, you finally leave the room to come face to face with an insanely evil sword-wielding dude. With a sword. And a pointy hat. And he's not attacking you. Thus ruling out the evil assumption. Say something!

The guy finally attacks you after explaining about the whole situation with the new universe. You sort of ignored him, and now are in the midst of a heated battle. And he's winning. How are you wounded?

Miraculously, you don't die. What was your final strike against your adversary?

Your adversary's girlfriend has a fit and kills you. How does she do this?

Anyway, as you're dead at the moment, we can interrogate you some more. Have you ever destroyed a planet?

Why are you crying?

What Theme Music is most likely to trail behind you as you pace the halls?

We're Doomed!!!

Are you Force-sensitive?

What do you eat for breakfast? Don't you dare bother saying that that's a stupid question....

Are you prone to passing out?

Are you loyal to anything?

Soooo... somehow, your lightsaber is obilerated. What do you use for a weapon instead?

Which element are people most likely to pin you as? No, don't ask.

Wait... wait! Someone just cloned you! You live again!

The person who cloned you explains that you had to live because you're the single surviving heir to a planetary system. What do you think about that?

The person leads you off to "a feast", or so they say.... but suddenly a tall and very terrifying lightsaber wielding dude jumps out. You...

Ah, well, enough people have died now.

Want some gum?

May the Force be with you...

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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