The Hogwarts House Placement Sorting Hat

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,But don't judge me on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat then me. You can keep your bowlers black, your top hats sleek and tall, for I'm the Hogwarts sorting hat and I could cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head the sorting hat can't see, so try me on and I'll tell you where you ought to be....

Get started with these questions...

1

You're at Hogwarts, and you see your crush, you

2

You are taking a test you're having a hard time with, you

3

You are in a duel with your nemesis, you

4

You are playing Quidditch and you slip up on a trick infront of your friends, you

5

You are picking an animal for yourself at Diagon Alley, it is a

6

You can have any bottle of potion known to wizard-kind, you choose

7

At Hogwarts dances you could find me

8

It's saturday you are

9

While at Hogwarts did you join any clubs?

10

What is your favorite subject?

11

And finally the most important question of all..*ahem*..(drumroll)...Have you ever obliterated a village?

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