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So long as they don't sit near me that can do what they want.

Gay people are fine. Same as any other person.

Gay people are good for the fasion industry.

Gay people are fine I suppose. So long as they don't try to "convert" me I'll hang out with them etc.

Gay people are all going to hell so who cares. They are abominations to God.

Gays are great... especially when its 2 gorgeous women or 3. When its men though thats when they need to fuck off and leave me alone.

I'm Gay (or Bi). We're just normal people really.

I'm Gay (or Bi). Us gays should stick together and be proud otherwise we'll always be persicuted.

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What about black people?

Niggers are great. Every family should have one.

I think you mean African Americans. Calling them "Black People" is offensive.

Fucking dirty bastards. Go back to Africa you smelly fucking Nigger.

Again, Black people are just normal people.

Black people are great. So long as they don't play the race card to get everything they fucking want they're fine.

They beat us white guys every fucking Olympics at every bloody event. They're even better boxers than us. GGGgggrrrrr.

I'm Black..... I'm fairly sure I'm a normal guy/girl.

Hey Yo! Yo! u betr not b dissen' 'on me Hommies' 'ey Dawg.

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...and what about Canadians?

What the fuck has that got to do with anything. They're just Canadians.

Oh yes Canadians. They can't help it. They're from Canadia after all ... (lol)

Canadians are Fucking Morons. Always have been.

I don't get it. Is this some kind of American joke? I've seen it on a few websites. Whats with bashing Canada? They've never done anything.

Canadians are fucking cool. After all they legalised gay marriage and told George Bush to piss off when he threatened them.

Not as awesome as us here in - [Insert Country Here] -

Idiots legalised Gay Marriage. They're all going to hell.

I'm bored.... next question.

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What is your favorite type of website?

One with lots of games on that I don't have to pay for.

Porn, Porn and for a change of pace a little more Porn....

Satire comedy, preferably with a black background so I don't get eye strain.

A forum with loads of people on. I like chatting.

Something educational or at least morally correct.

MADDOX!!!

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I normally just use the internet to download MP3's (illegal my arse)

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What music of the following is worth listening to?

Lady Soverign, Akon, Nelly.

Linkin Park, KoRn, Distubed.

Muse, Greenday, The Rasmus, Ash.

Keane, The Verve, The Calling.

Eminem, D12, Blink182.

Good Charlotte, Sum41.

I don't like music. Stuff kids listen to today is crap.

Anything. I'm normally pissed/stoned when I listen to it anyway.

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What films do you like?

Chick Flicks..... Bridget Joans, Murials Wedding etc.

Horror...... Scream, Friday The 13th etc.

Gore..... Sphere, Event Horizon etc.

Traditional Action..... Con Air, Face Off, Broken Arrowe etc.

Intense Action..... Fight Club, Kill Bill etc.

Sci-Fi...... Star Wars, Starship Troopers etc.

Disaster Movie....... War Of The Worlds, Volcano, Independence Day etc.

Dumbass Comedies...... The Jackass Movie, Freddy Got Fingered. etc.

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What are woman for?

Erm Sex..... (and conversation apparently)

SEX!!!!!

Respecting above all others...

Cooking, Cleaning and other household stuff.

They're here to make us feel guilty for things.

Erm.... I'm Gay. No woman for me.

I AM a woman... You are an arsehole. *kicks bollocks*

I'm a woman so I know the answer. We're here to be worshiped by you men.

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Who is George W. Bush?

Good man!

FUCKING MURDEROR!!!

Oh, you mean the guy with all the oil...

President Of The United States.

A War Hero. He kicked Saddams ass.

He owns a chip shop in Birmingham I think.

An innocent puppet being used by corrupt behind the scenes politicians as a scapegoat.

......... I seriously have no idea ..........

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Who is Maddox?

A funny guy on the internet.

A cool guy. Kinda dropping the ball a bit lately.

A sick peverted asshole.

A stupid internet craze.

The guy you're badly trying to copy.

He runs www.maddox.xmission.com

erm.... Is he a character from DragonBall Z.

......... again I seriously have no idea ..........

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Which of the following TV shows are cool? (pick your fave).

Jakass, Pimp My Ride, Dirty Sanchez.

Football, Rugby or Music Channels (except MTV)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed.

Firefly, Harsh Realm, X-Files, CSI

Bottom, Red Dwarf, Young Ones.

Friends, King Of Queens, Will & Grace.

I only watch movies. I don't have time for TV

TV today is discussing. I don't watch it.... its simply offensive.

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What about black people?

...and what about Canadians?

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Who is George W. Bush?

Who is Maddox?

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