2
Bombing a CV is not a great achievement.
3
After being gang-banged, it’s important to let the enemy know that they couldn’t have killed you without so much help.
4
Most players don’t have a clue how to capture a base or win the war; I give advice often.
5
It’s no fun to enter a fight without a solid advantage.
6
You would shoot a chute if you felt like it.
7
It’s all about the furball.
8
You never fly over 100 hours a month.
9
You have proof that you are one of the best players in the game.
10
When heavy, it’s important to make all of your bombs count, above all else.
11
You have never been squelched.
12
It’s not important to have leaders in an air combat simulation.
13
You like a quick fight, even if the odds are not so good.
14
You never take a Head On because it’s just not cool.
15
Sometimes you try other things besides quick-air to-air combat.
16
You try to get a few hours of flight sim time in everyday.
17
You are not so sure how the scoring system works.
18
As often as you can, you like to join big missions and destroy things.
19
Players need to be told how much they suck.
20
Everyone else’s ideas are dumb; no one knows what they are doing.
21
Survival is the most important thing.
22
You don’t vulch because it’s not fair.
23
Flight simming sometimes affects your real life responsibilities.
24
You seldom try to spawn camp in a tank.
25
Whenever possible, you take off heavy.
26
Other players seldom are angry and argue with you.
27
If everyone would just work together, we could be so much more effective.
28
You always fly one of the fastest planes in the game.
29
You shoot at enemy planes when they are trying to ditch.
30
When you can’t find a good furball, you log off.
31
You never fly for over six hours in a stretch.
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