The Celebrity Whore Test

Do you annul a marriage 2 days after it happens?
Do you film yourself having sex in nightshot?
Do you boobs slip out of your skimpy top
Is that a bikini, or your genital herpes?
Which red carpet slut are you?

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you married?

Yes

No

Mariagge is stupid

Divorced

I was for like a weekend, like totally!

2

What would you wear to a Hollywood party/award show?

Simple outfit

Skimpy Top/Skirt

Bikini

Anything that shows off teh boobies!

Nothing

3

What do you wear around the house?

Normal clothes

ugly track suit

Dominatrix outfit

Anything that covers me, but just bareley

Nothing

You live in a dumpster

4

What kind of pet do you have?

Dog/Cat

Birds

Fish

You can't tell, you're having sex with it

Rock

5

About S-E-X:

I'm a virgin

Like how do you spell that?

Having it right now

I've done it, but whatever

6

What is your goal in life?

Success in buisness

Selling as many records as possible, any way possible

Making tons of $$$

Proving you aren't a whore

Learning to use the toilet

Launching a line of sex toys

7

And Finally: What kind of car do you want?

Anything with 4 wheels that does the job

Silver Lexus

I don't drive

The doctor says I'm too stupid to drive

Anything daddy buys me

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