Rum and Monkey

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

I am surely excited by this prospect.

You make it a point of never attacking a weaker party than yourselves, and when you attack a stronger one you invariably get thrashed!

Neumünster werden die Hawks und die Fighting Pirates sowie die Cheerleaders vorgstellt.

Stop, ladies, pray!

Question

Are you French?

Yes.

Oui.

If I fail and thrash and growl and grumble,

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Aflack.

Question

You find an abandoned duck or nest. What do you do?

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

immediately put it in a warm, dark, quiet place where it will not be disturbed, such as a box, never in water. Immediately contact a Rehabber or animal control for further instructions

Drink and the devil had done for the rest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!”

Try to fashion some peglegs for it.

Make it a three-ham omelet.

Question

What do ducks eat?

rum.

landlubbers.

other ducks.

bilge rats.

Contrary to popular belief, bread and crackers are a dangerous food for ducks - occasional feeding of this is so-so, but your duck will suffer malnutrition if proper feeding is ignored. Chocolate is NOT safe for ducks and dogs. Avoid nuts and seeds.

Question

What's your favorite pirate pick up line?

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Come on up and see me urchins

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

Question

Say you were a pirate picking up a duck. Which of these would be your best bet?

That's some treasure chest you've got there.

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Well blow me down?

Prepare to be boarded.

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