What level of jew are you?

Fail his poor bitch ass.

Go tell the principal he doesn't need theatre arts in life anyway

You stick everything and everyone in a room and say it say its a "shower"

Actually go home and contemplate the issue, try to be as fair as you can, but you end up jewi---i mean screwing him over anway. But HEY at least you tried right?

Question

Your a cashier a guy gives you 10 dollars for a 2 dollar item, he begins to walk out of the store without his change, what do you do?

Extend your arm to a 45 degree angle and silently say "Farewell" in your head.

Pocket the money, its the stupid shits fault anyway.

You keep half of the money for yourself, then give the other half to charity.

You give it to me so i can feed my family

Question

Your driving along one day and you want to have some fun. You have filled balloons with water and you want to hit people but the only people out at night are Jewish people, what do you end up doing with the balloons?

Re-fill the balloons with nerve gas.

Throw the balloons, just because its fun. Then reverse around and keep doing it until you've scared them all off the streets.

Stop the group and say, this is wrong, we all have a right to walk the streets at night. "cmon guys, lets be more mature"

Refuse to partake in any of it, instead you head to the temple to pray for the souls of your friends who actually decide to go through with this horrific action.

Question

You get hit with a balloon by some teenage kids who are fucking around, what do you do?

Blame it on the heavy set white male.

Take them to the police station and just scare them, forcing them to write an apology note.

Laugh and say "that fucker got me good"

Head over to your friend Hank the Hillbilly's house and grab a couple of shotguns and your confederate flag and go get revenge.

Question

Whats your favorite movie?

Schindlers List

Passion of the Christ

Southparks: Passion of the Jew

Jesus Christ Superstar

Question

You have your first kid, what do you name it?

Stalin or Adolf

Maliki

Greg

Jesus

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What level of jew are you?

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A kid is poor, he has to pass Theatre Arts in order to graduate but he doesn't participate in your class...what do you do?

Your a cashier a guy gives you 10 dollars for a 2 dollar item, he begins to walk out of the store without his change, what do you do?

Your driving along one day and you want to have some fun. You have filled balloons with water and you want to hit people but the only people out at night are Jewish people, what do you end up doing with the balloons?

You get hit with a balloon by some teenage kids who are fucking around, what do you do?

Whats your favorite movie?

You have your first kid, what do you name it?

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