Which LotG Jedi are you?

Blue.

Well...I don't really have a set colour, as I seem to be continually losing mine. On the other hand, at least my fiancée always seems to have one to lend me...

Purple. And you got on my nerves. Now you die.

I can't seem to remember. (scratches head) But I think it's orange.

Which are you referring to? The six clipped on my belt, or the other fifteen?

Red. Quite red... (cackles and suddenly looks innocent) Hey, I was kidding. I like green better, anyway. Even if my lightsaber is yellow. Punk.

The pen is mightier than the sword!! Despite the fact that lightsabers are rather cool.

I don't need a lightsaber. I'm dead!

(confused) Whazzat?

Red. And the Kenobis will all die.

Hmm...have I even used my lightsaber yet?

Green.

Well, really. Must every quiz have these ridiculous sorts of questions? (sigh) If you MUST know, it's silver. Not white; silver.

Question

How do you like your french toast?

(researches what that is) Hey, that sounds pretty good. I'll let you know once I've tried it.

What's french toast again?

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. (goes off to eat)

And this matters...why?

On the dark side.

In several large stacks, dripping with syrup. Mmm. Oh...and a glass of milk.

Question

Do you love the shiny?

(still confused) I don't know. Do I?

... (backs away slowly)

W00T!!! THE SHINY!!!

...What in Kessel are you babbling about?

If the shiny has a sharp edge...then yes. I love the shiny.

Oh, honestly. I have better things to do than sit here and listen to you rave about shinies.

(cackles) Soon...yes, soon all the shinies will be mine...

Question

What's the Force to you?

A tool, with which I can accomplish anything that must be done in order to attain my goals.

...Meh. Force, schmorce. It's nice to have, but I'd rather move to Middle-earth, thankyouverymuch.

It binds all life and gives us power and responsibility. Don't tell me you weren't listening to Master Yoda again.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYY... (blinks) Huh? Were you talking to me?

I'm not sure yet. I think I'm still figuring that one out. I do know that the end doesn't justify the means. That's a start, anyway.

Just another part of a universe that's spiralling out of control.

Question

How's your love life?

Got married in secret. Died. The end! Next question!

(reddens) Oh, not this AGAIN! All I want to do is get married somewhere out of sight! Gah!

I have better things to do than get romantically involved.

MY OBI!!!!!!

How about we leave that question to the younger participants in this quiz? I mean, really.

It's somewhat odd, actually...I've been engaged almost at random. And apparently we're going to have seventeen kids or something. (shrugs) C'est la vie.

My girlfriend KILLS me and goes for another guy!! How do you THINK I feel??

Not discussed in public. That's for certain.

Love life? Are you kidding?! ...Although, there was this really nice guy back on Terra...

Uh...get back to me when I remember if I had a significant other or not. All right? All right.

Question

Your thoughts on the Shadow Realms?

They must be saved! It's my destiny...it's in my blood!

Not a wonderful place to visit, but it's got its charms.

Aside from the hulking vicious beasts, the man-eating spiders, the frigid temperatures and the barren landscape...it's not all that bad.

I was born there, but apart from that, they don't really configure into my plans.

It's where I'll find the Kenobis. And then I'll kill them. I'll kill them all. Never mind the lack of continuity with any former questions. I'LL KILL THEM!!!

The answer to all this lies in there...somewhere.

Those nomads have this really good drink. (grins uncharacteristically) Want some?

It's a place of death. 'Nuff said.

Question

Are you a Force user?

...Oh, DUH!! This is a Jedi quiz, is it not?!

...I can't believe you really needed to ask me that question. Do us all a favour and jump into a volcano.

0_o;; We're doomed. WE'RE ALL DOOMED...

Noooo, I'm not a Force user, I just became a Jedi for FUN. Honestly, here.

Question

You head outside, and right there in front of the door is a vast field of garlic. You...

...immediately dash back inside to throttle the Chosen Brat. Quite obviously, it's his fault.

...scream for a while then settle down to eating some just to irk my Master. What? It's fun!

...wonder why on earth we're on the subject of garlic, of all things.

...must find one of the Kenobis, and KILL THEM!!! The garlic has nearly ripened...MY PLANS WILL SOON BE REVEALED!!

...wonder how garlic would taste in a stew. Mmmmm, food.

...go look for my Padawan, to ensure no one kills him for this. Even if he does deserve it.

Question

Which do you prefer: fate or free choice?

Free choice. I don't like the idea of something controlling my destiny.

Fate. Some things are written in metaphysical stone.

I think fate has an effect through free choice; even though the two seem to be complete opposites, they work together and complement each other.

Question

(cackles) This must be a really annoying quiz, eh?

Which brings about a question of my own: WHY AM I TAKING IT?!

You...you must be a Kenobi. DIE!!!!

Why? Do I have something better to do?

Question

All right, all right, don't worry. It's almost over. But answer me this: why did the chicken cross the sidewalk?

It's road, you idiot. ROAD. Why did the chicken cross the ROAD.

...Shoot. Where have I heard this one before...umm...hang on...

Because...I wanted to eat it.

Why a chicken? Why not a taun taun, or a nexu, or even a liger? Wait...wrong movie.

(freaks out) You're stalking me!! I knew it!! AUGH!!!!

NEXT question.

Question

Tough crowd. Anyway... mint?

(suspiciously) What, are you charging me for something?

...Huh?

Ooh, mints. (takes it and sucks on it happily)

Well, all right. I do like mints, after all...

How do I know it's not POISONED?? HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE KENOBIS?? (draws lightsaber)

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Which LotG Jedi are you?

Get started with these questions...

Lightsaber?

How do you like your french toast?

Do you love the shiny?

What's the Force to you?

How's your love life?

Your thoughts on the Shadow Realms?

Are you a Force user?

You head outside, and right there in front of the door is a vast field of garlic. You...

Which do you prefer: fate or free choice?

(cackles) This must be a really annoying quiz, eh?

All right, all right, don't worry. It's almost over. But answer me this: why did the chicken cross the sidewalk?

Tough crowd. Anyway... mint?

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