The Future Self Test

We all wonder what exactly we will be when we grow up. Will we be Rock Stars, hitting a series of venues across the Midwest, or is our fate tied to the phrase, "Attention WalMart shoppers... " Now there is a Fool-Proof * test designed just for that purpose!

Get started with these questions...

1

If you saw a baby with a delicious chocolate ice cream cone sitting unguarded would you?

2

What if the child in #1 wasn't so unguarded?

3

A helpless elderly woman is anxiously waiting at the crosswalk of a busy intersection you:

4

Your walking in a bad part of town and spy a wallet on the ground. Apon opening it you find Five Hundred Wing-Wangs! also the owners ID:

5

Your S/O is severly ill with Space Pnuemonia!! The only cure is heavily guarded and unable to reach with normal means:

6

Have You Ever Told Someone a lie to prevent hurting their feelings? If So how Often.

7

Would you ever intentionally set up 2 dates at the same time and place, hoping to hook-up Mrs. Doubtfire Style?

8

Do People Consider You Lazy?

9

Would You ever intentionally set something on fire for the insurance money?.

10

Have you ever commited a heinous act to further your own goals? Such as switching your test with that of El Brainiac so you could get into college.

11

When Is the best time to start looking for a new job?

12

Are There ABSOLUTE Truths

13

Who would you rather Date?

14

_______ is the root of all evil.

15

And Finaly, What DID you want to be when you grew up?

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