Rum and Monkey

A 20sec dash to you car, and a slow drive to town.

"Mum I need a lift"

Strap on your leathers and try to break the land speed record.

Don your protective gear and ride in style to town.

3 pairs of jeans, plastic bags round your feet and last years ski jacket.

Question

While riding your rear wheel locks, do you?

Scream defiantly and throttle back.

Scream in panic and shit yourself

Snap the brakes on.

Ease the clutch out and prepare for the worst.

Nothing this never happens.

Question

While cruising at 110 your bike slips from beneath you:

Oh shit, not again.

What's 110 like?

Oh fuckitfuckitfuckit I'm gonna die.

Intresting

What did that fella say you did? Hold you balls and try to roll.

Question

You see a fellow biker go past playing air guitar.

You join in.

You pull a wheelie and rev your engine in salute.

You stare open mouthed and almost crash.

You join in and wipeout

You dont notice him, he's on the other side of the road and not your concern.

Question

A bird flies at your helmet.

You headbutt the fucker.

You pass through it in a blur of feathers.

You try to duck, go off balance and crash.

The bird has time to move leisurely out of your way.

You swerve to avoid it and hit the 42ton truck you never noticed.

Question

While out for a joy ride you notice you bike sounds weird.

You carry on and enjoy yourself,

You shit yourself and pull over and wait to be picked up by the AA.

You drive at once to a garage and pay the fella to fix it.

You frown, consider it and then patch any holes with gaffer (duct) tape

You pull over and strip the bike down, and retune it, upgrade it and transform it into a plane.

Your music is too loud to hear it.

Question

You drive:

A Roadster 700

Fireblade 9000

Yamaha SA50

Its blue

Harley Davidson 1500

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