The citrus college student entry exam.

Pull out your writing utencil and jot down the goods.

Make a mental note which you later forget.

Eventually wake up and realize your still at school.

Vow to do better than last time.

Make ammends with god and ask for a miracle.

Run in circles yelling "The voices!!!!" and leave the class to return the day after the test.

Write down the information, then spend the rest of the week preparing and studying for all hours of the day.

2

Question

While the teacher writes notes on the board, you....

Write down every word and phrase not forgetting to check it all over 3 or 4 times before you leave class.

Shoot spit wads at the teacher, then giggle.

Make mental notes of all the material.

Write notes on what seems likely to be on the test and study them promptly.

Immediately wipe the druel off of your mouth... and THEN go back to sleep.

3

Question

When asked your GPA, you say...

What the hell is GPA?

It's 3.443235467 but I plan on raising it.

3.0

I'm working on it, but I would say...

4

Question

When called upon, you accidently give the wrong answer. You then quickly blurt...

Wait.. I can figure it out!!!

YOUR WRONG!!!

Well, that's what the guy next to me had...

Well, I can show you my graphs and figures that helped me come to such a conclusion.

5

Question

When on a break between classes, you find it pleasing to...

Take shots.

Study notes and do homework.

Make friends with people you can talk to instead of doing classwork.

Do lab experiments and make up quizes to test yourself for upcoming classes.

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The citrus college student entry exam.

Get started with these questions...

When a quiz is announced, you quickly...

While the teacher writes notes on the board, you....

When asked your GPA, you say...

When called upon, you accidently give the wrong answer. You then quickly blurt...

When on a break between classes, you find it pleasing to...

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