Random things around my house test

There are a lot of these damn tests. So many in fact that I wonder if it matters what the topic is. To test this out, I have created a personality test to determine what random thing around my house you are.
This is NOT just a random assignment, however. I have actually created the test to produce a result based on your answers in a logical, thought-out process. Not that it is any more accurate than a "What kind of skin rash are you?" but I wouldn't say that it is any less accurate.

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Get started with these questions...

1

If you had a chance to talk to the Dali Lama, what would you say?

2

Which car would you rather have?

3

You're at a fancy restaurant and you don't recognize anything on the menu. Do you:

4

Fill in the blank: Van __________

5

What would you be most likely to name a child?

6

Truth is...

7

If you had a million dollars...

8

If you could have one of these super powers, which would you choose

9

Which is your favorite Dwarf

10

Which is your favorite Ronin?

11

If you could teach the world to sing, what song would it be?

12

Tolkien is...

13

Which member of the Scooby Gang do you most identify with?

14

Which castaway do you most identify with?

15

Why is a duck?

16

IP

17

Star Wars or Star Trek

18

Beatles or Stones

19

If your house was on fire and you could remove only one item from your house, what would you remove?

20

What have you got up your ass?

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