Which Chaboya student are you destined to kill?

We all have the preset coordinates of destruction programmed right into our "noggins", it's just a matter of who it is we kill and how we get there -emotionally, physically, or sexually. Try to answer honestly the first time around (it should be more or less accurate) then try em all to find the others.

by the late and great josh cabrido, whores

Get started with these questions...

1

Ok, let's get this question out of the way: Have you ever killed someone before?

No

Yes

2

Good, now we can move on. Do you have a blog?

Yup!

No sir

No sir, I'm not even sure what a blog is.

3

In middle school, people...

more or less liked you. Hey - I didn't keep a tab on everyone.

there were some bitches out to get me. I could care less.

jumped at the chance to do physical harm to you.

(therapy helps me forget these things)

4

Which of these items would you throw off a plane first to keep it from crashing?

Myself!

My dumbells - who needs a workout when you're gonna die?

My computer/laptop - it's heavy, and most of things on it are wastes of time anyway.

The parachutes - I'm an idiot!

5

Which of these movies sounds least appealing?

a movie that Ms. Schafer would show to teach us about life

a movie that sticks in your head for weeks afterward, but when you figure it out - you love it

a movie with a cheesey plotline but a lot of bloodsheed

a drama with hot actors chasing after the "girls of their dreams"

a movie full of hot actors and actresses but not really any plot ... or any story at that matter

6

Your significant other just dumped you. You...

never really had a significant other. What the hell are you talking about?

don't even flinch. This is middle school, smart ones.

blog about it, making sure to put it under "friends-only." Or even "private" if you're feeling dangerous!

end your life.

7

You are at a bar with some friends. A relatively unattractive man/woman comes up to you. He's drunk and his breath smells bad. Which pick-up line would he have to use to make you kick his ass?

Do you have a quarter? (Why) Because I need to call my mom to clear the stuff out of my room, I'm having company tonight!

*flexes*

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Are your parents retarded? (Huh?) Because you are a VERY special person.

Pick-up lines are too funny!

8

Who would win at a game of "Battleship!" - Vivian Ngo or Michelle Ho?

Vivian Ngo - for the win!

Michelle Ho, you sunk my battleship!

9

Which of these jobs would you prefer if there can be only one of you in the entire world?

Scientist/Engineer/Technology-related

Medical/Helping People

Gigalo!

Just basically an asshole. (at least there'd only be one of you)

Writer/Movies/Music

10

Who is the person most likely to kill you?

Jared Poelman

Vivian Ngo

Michelle Ho

Josh Cabrido

Parminder Sandhu

Harish Dixit

Don Nguyen

The Tess!

11

You and a LOT of friends are playing spin the bottle at Chaboya. It lands on you, then Harish Dixit. If you don't carry through, the herpes faerie comes to your house at night and "blesses" you with her "divine touch." And you get AIDs. You...

take it like a (wo)man! It's one kiss. Why ruin my entire sexual life? Besides it doesn't have to be lips, right?

I don't really plan on having sex too much anyways. Unlucky few get herpes. And AIDs. Ok, I'm an asshole.

I'll close my eyes. Make sure no one's looking, and...

Throw the knife into his heart and hope for the best!

12

What did you wear to the graduation dance?

More like what did I NOT wear! (hint: clothes in general)

I never went.

More fancy than what I usually wear

Something nice, to impress

13

If you had to put one of them on a remote island where you couldn't contact them or see them or even hear about them for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

Won Bin (Korean Drama Movie Star)

Mr. T (Hardcore Gangsta-Gangsta, foo)

The Tess (Curses!)

Your Teachers (Who needs em?)

President Bush (Because EVERYBODY loves to hate him!)

Chad Michael Murray (Because Jared Poelman is a better alternative)

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