Are You A Zombie?

Now, answer these questions as yourself. Don't try and be funny. It's a scientifical experiment.

Get started with these questions...

1

What is the first thing that comes into your mind when you think of brains?

2

Where do you go if you're stuck in a Labyrinth?

3

Too bad. You're in the Labyrinth now. You have found a shoe. What do you do with it?

4

A vulture just flew in. What do you think of vultures?

5

Phew. The vulture left. Time to move on. You can still see a statue. What now?

6

The statue does nothing. You decide to turn left. You see a room with no exit. There is a zombie sitting in the middle smoking dope. What now?

7

As you approach the zombie, he explodes into a million pieces. Gladly you're not hurt. What now?

8

You turn back eventually (naturally, sicne there's nowhere else to go) ... You decide to turn right at the statue instead. You see two passage ways: One leading left and one leading down through a trap door into a dark room. Where do you go?

9

Some wierd creature just appeared! Fuck, this guy is like ten feet tall! He's going to attack! What now.

10

You're dead. The Creature got to you. What now?

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