Which Ultimate Boring Person Are You?

Well, obviousally! It's two. You see, the first person who came up with this was...

Two, and I have two MILLION dollars.

Two, and you got a 2% on your test!? What the feck!? I'm going to ground you, young lady.

Um...-blush- two?

Who cares?

Question

What are your thoughts on abortion?

It's a horrible thing. It should be illegal. In fact, I can pay the government to make it illegal!

If you ever get pregnant, you better get an abortion, goddamnit, because if I find out, you'll die!

I've had twenty abortions, and I'm still a virgin!

Well, the process of abortion starts with the doctor...

Well, -looks around- you see, um, well...

Question

How much money do you have?

My salary kind of sucks, but I'm too smart to care!

Doesn't matter. Let's get drunk.

Why are you asking me this question? It's enough to feed and house you isn't it?

Well, you see, -thinks, "What will she think if she figures out I'm poor?"-

I'm so fecking rich -- 10 times richer than you'll ever be! I'm smart, too, and powerful!

Question

How boring would you consider yourself?

Not really that boring

I'm so boring and rich and powerful, bish.

I'm not boring. I'm groovy, and hip, and cool. Um...yo!

-blush-

I'm so boring that I show people my superiority in intellectuality!

Question

Pick one:

Intelligence

Greed

Children

What do YOU want me to pick?

Schmuck

Question

Which of these horrible rhyming things describe you?

Yes, I got some hot steamy nuts, ecstacy and chicken butts.

I'll steal everything from you, starting with that honeydew.

I'm such a pansy, you see. I'll follow your lead.

I'm so smart and superior compared to you. I'll knock your teeth loose with my mandaroo.

I'll kick your butt if you leave past nine. Shut up! I don't want to hear you whine.

Question

What kind of music do you like?

Pop. That's what you like, right?

Educational songs

Emo and metal, bish!

I don't listen to music.

Things you'd probably think suck

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Which Ultimate Boring Person Are You?

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What are your thoughts on abortion?

How much money do you have?

How boring would you consider yourself?

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