How fucked up are you really?

Not too bad, things could be better, though, I guess.

Great! Things are really looking up for me!

Well, things we're fine, but then came the restraining order...

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No, can't say I have.

Why are you asking that? Who the fuck are you?

Just a little.

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I'm at one right now, do you mind? You're ruining the atmosphere...

A couple.

Love is a foolish human emotion we Vulcan’s have no need for.

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Yes.

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