You Know You Are A Treki When....

Tear your shirt, Threten to kill em all (muhahahahahaha), Beam there captain over to you quaters then make out.

Sit Down In The Big Chair, Drink Tea, Hail Them And Negociate, But end up killing them any way.

Hail Them,Say That you are new in these parts and dont want a fight, But Start intergalactic war that lasts for decades

Drink Coffie,and ask 'When arnt there BIG HORRIBLE UGLY ALIENS ATTACKING YOU?'

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