YOUR Official Mexican Surname Generator

In my relatvely short existance on this earth I have uncovered at least one undeniable truth. That is the fact that most people aren't Mexican. I know I'm not. Chances are, if you're not a Mexican, you wish you were(or at least had one of them cool Mexican last names). And if you are Mexican, Your name more than likely blows. So without futher ado, I, the undeniable Future Leader of the Universe, Bring to you, Your Official Mexican Surname Generator! ***These Questions are Yes/No (more or less), but if you mess up, keep in mind that all of the true Mexicans-at-Heart are horribly unforgiving***

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you like tamales?

2

Have you ever actually knocked your socks off?

3

Do telephones give you diarrhea?

4

Do people like you?

5

O.K. honestly this time. Do people like you?

6

What is your astrological sign?

7

Are you a Virgin?

8

Are you happy about your decision to quit smoking once and for all?

9

Is Harry potter Gay??

10

Have you ever obliterated a village? (sorry i had to)

11

Does your chewing Gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night?

12

Have you, in any recent psychopathic episode, ever been known to cut off the end of a

13

And finally, What would be your name if you were destined to be a world famous Cock fighter?

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