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Ok, you got your spiffy new job, what do you wear there your first day?
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Alright you've got your spanking suit and you're doing what you love. Suddenly...(dun-dun-dun.) there's a small localized explosion. You....
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For whatever reason, your bosses think it was you that caused the accident and yell at you, but decide to give you a second chance. You...
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You keep working but of course, the true lord of the workplace, the copier, decides to jam. You....
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Oh drek, the Copier blew up. (damn those rampant fires!) Your workplace burns to the ground and your bosses decide you're the culprit and fire you. You....
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You're feeling mighty depressed after losing your job. As you pull the trigger, your last thought is...
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As you reset your elaborate death, a supernatural being appears and offers you immense power. (With a slight bit of repsonsibility) You...
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And finally, (just for the sake of things.) Have you obliterated a village?
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