Find your sence of humor

You know you're funny, but what makes you laugh? How do you know that? Better take my test to make sure.

Get started with these questions...

1

Okay, first, we're going to do some word association, sorta. Just choose which answer is the funniest in relation to the question. Your first: Carpe Diem?

Sees the fish.

Seize the spaz.

Farts the day...

2

A fart is....

A bodily function.

Funny.

3

A man lies in the grass bleeding to death because he decided that his dream was to be in a cirus and through knives.

HAAAAAHAAAA

Wow, that's kinda sad.

Where are the Darwin Awards when you need them?

4

Why did the turkey get a pentalty?

He made a fowl!

High sticking?

Someone stuck a bomb in him because they hate Thanksgiving?

tehe that sounds like penis.

5

Choose the funniest

Ironic Death.

Fart.

Irony and its outcome.

Grammatical Errors.

Puns/Knock Knock Jokes

6

Knock Knock!

Get out of my laboratory!

I HAVE A GUN!

*farts loudly*

Who's there?

7

Peeg!

Get out of my laboratory!

*farts loudly*

IT'S A SHOTGUN, AND YOU'RE IN CLOSE RANGE!

Peeg who?

8

Peeg on Someone you're own size!

Heeheee

9

Pretzel?

Yes, I would love one....*choking*GAAAK!!!!-I'm Dubyah!

Who's Dubyah?

Can I kill you with it?

Pretzel Who?

10

Have you ever obliverated a village?

Yes, with my extremly large BUTT!

Yes, with my bare hands. CHOKE ON VOMIT INFADELLS!

WHO TOLD YOU?!?

No.

11

Can you belive it's not butter?

No.

12

Are you sure?

Yes.

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