How Much of a Drunk are you?

Never

Only when I'm under strict parental supervision

Only at parties

2 times a week

Whenever I want it... which is never so don't tempt me... now... tempt me later!

Every 4-5 hours

Whenever I can get my hands on some of that sweet, sweet alcohol

Question

What is your favourite alcohol?

Non-Flavoured Biscuits

Apple and Blackcurrent Fruit Juice

1 part Jim Beam 6 parts Diet Coke... or was it 4 parts Coke.... no maybe it was 2... No its 6... Oh I don't know at the moment!

The Colourful potent stuff and the mixer stuff and the Red Bulls and stuff full of sugar!!!!

Mixer drinks eg: Beam, Smirnoff, Shandies... stuff that will wear off in about 3-4 hours so you can get more if u need to!

Ummm.... well... there's: Smirnoff and Smirnoff Black Ice and Triple Threat and the new Lime one and then there's Beam and Cougar and the Whiskeys and Rum and Baileys and ooh... um... there's heaps more but I'm too drunk to think!!

Everything with some sort of Alcoholic Content in it... I need to be drunk if I'm not drunk I start to think and then my brain hurts and I scream and will eventually die! Alcohol? Where? Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Question

Can you remember your Credit Card pin number?

What's a credit card?

No... Mummy and Daddy say: I don't need a credit card yet!

No... I cut my credit card up because I keep getting tempted even though I know that I shouldn't drink and that I'm NOT going to drink... right now!!

Yes... I do! I have a credit card for every major liquor store! I need them for partying!

Yeah... I remember! I use it for many things but I only use it to buy alcohol every now and then!

Yes... Yes... Oh God yes! I have it written on the inside of my eye-lids so I never forget it! I need it! To buy you know what and CD's!

I don;t have a credit card! I have all my alcohol direct debited straight out of my account because I'm always too drunk to remember my pin number!

Question

What was the worst time you have ever been drunk?

I have never been drunk and I never will get drunk! Alcohol is evil and I refuse to talk about it! Now where are my non-flavoured biscuits?

Not drunk... but I got really hypo from Red Cordial once it was so funny I got Dad's BB Gun and accidently shot the next door neighbour in the ass.....lol..... 4 times!

I have never been drunk! And I never will get dr... dru...dr...drun.... ooh, I can't finish that sentence!

It wasn't bad but I did get pretty smashed but I sobered up towards the end of the night to realise that nobody else had!

Well, this one time I got so fucked up & I found this chick and I went to have sex with her in my friends bedroom but I didn't wanna stop dancing so I put some music on and made sweet love to her to the beat of "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim ft: Sisquo

I kept scrowering the party zone looking for open bottles and cans of anything coz I thought my mouth was filled with sand and then the rest I cant remember!

I was sliding around on the floor with 2 cans, 1 bottle and a cup of alcohol in my arms and I refused to let them go until I passed out and starting vomitting only to have my friend clean me up! Despite my attempts to get more Smirnoff!!!

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How Much of a Drunk are you?

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