What kind of sexy are you?

Everyone is sexy, it's just a matter of how! This test will determine what kind of sexy you are and hopefully boost the old self-esteem up a notch or two.

Get started with these questions...

1

You're sexiest when you wear:

My fancy evening attire.

Strategically placed polydots.

Noting. At all.

Sweat, and lots of it.

Anything that doesn't match.

2

Would you consider yourself the marrying kind?

Your mom's the marrying kind!

Hah, you wish.

Only if I could have enough kids to form my own team.

When I fall in love, I'll let you know.

I'd only do it for the money. Or the sex, sex is good too.

3

Your ideal pet is:

A cat.

A dog.

Me! I love me!

A giraffe.

A three-toed sloth.

4

If you had to choose between sex and life, which would you choose?

Life! I want to live!

Coin-flippin' time!

If everyone chose life we'd all die out anyways, so sex it is!

Does that include oral sex, too?

I'd go out with a bang, if you know what I mean.

5

The best pictures of you:

Are too hot for words.

Are always candid, I can't be fooled into smiling for your picayune pictures!

Are always action shots.

Are on "Wanted" posters. Wanted for being provocative!

Should be worshipped.

6

What is your favorite vacation destination?

The beach.

The rainforest.

Europe.

The desert.

The mountains.

7

Your parents:

Belong on a sitcom.

Disowned me a long time ago.

Are the soccer mom and dad of the year.

Are smart folks.

Live vicariously through me.

8

In the sack you are:

A beast, growl.

The best you'll ever have.

Clinically proven to prevent heart disease and cure cancer.

A wild mountain goat.

Too much for just one person to handle, it takes at least two.

9

You would define sexy as:

Me.

adj. - Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest.

Her. (points)

Your mom!

Him. (points)

10

When you are all alone, you:

Listen to music.

Masturbate.

Sleep.

That information is classified.

Read a book.

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