what illegal substance are you?

Dont wanna talk bout it........hahahaha three men in a tub

yeh i love parties.........and pot plants i LOVE them (wink wink)

yeh i think so...it was in a field of poppies. I think the teletubbies were there...

party? wat party? who are you a cop? narc? NARC!!

bbbbuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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have you obliterated a village, city etc

yeh it was sooo hot and i mean that in a sexual way

dude, no, peace hahahah obliterated

im not sure, u see im prone to lapses of conciousness in which i experience pyschotic episodes

i can fly and there was a spider and it was big and hairy and then BOOOM bye bye france ha ha

hey dude u got any money (rub nose) i need some uh gas.....

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can i have a hug?

i dont know, john lennon gets so jealous some times

yeh. whoah you're really green and purple....is that purple. wicked

wat do i get in return cuz u know i need more uh gas money

sure sexy i love you! water? has any one got water?thirsty and hot soo hot (wink wink)

im a buzzzy beee hey see how i did that im soo smart hahaha i need things i dont have a job im too fast for a job......etc

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i cant be fukd doin this any more

hahahaha u sed a naughty word my mum wood tell u off for that were is she muuuuuuuum hello...

oh whoah dam dude

im sick of this dirty talk off with your dress

ok i needa go get my er gas any way (rubs nose)

i need to get bak to my field john is waiting.....come to me john run toooooooo meeee

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