The many faces of Tankboy

Pop Tarts.

Cheeriohs and coffee.

A martini.

Breakfast?

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A song by this artist comes on the radio and you don't turn it off. Who is it?

The Who, becasue Pete Townshend feels my pain.

Nirvana gives me an excuse to dance with pretty girls.

Madonna makes me happy!

This week it's Arcade Fire, but I'll probably move on to Bloc Party next week.

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Your significant other is:

Responsible.

Insane.

An athlete.

In my head.

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What's on your bookshelf?

Bukowski and lots of it.

Ayn Rand thinks the way I do.

Something by David Foster Wallace or one of those other really well-read and quirkily articulte types..

Books by Robert Heinlein have spaceships and naked people. Yow!

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Do you smoke?

Yes.

No.

Cigarrettes? No.

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Look down. What's on your feet?

Docksiders.

A pair of Chuck Taylors with lots of drawing on them.

Some hiking boots that are falling apart and no socks.

Doc Martens becasue they last forever.

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Your hair is:

Somewhere between short and curly...depends on whether I've had my biannual haircut yet.

Really long and the envy of all the ladies.

Kind of a mullet, if you want the truth.

Feathered.

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Let's talk about piercings. What's your view on the matter?

Hmm, I never really thought about it.

Nipples, ears, nose...fuck yeah!

The more wild ones are under my clothes since I have to pass as relatively normal in the real world.

I've got one earring in my ear and people keep calling me names becasue of it. Of course next year everyone'll be doing it...

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Do you exercise?

Can you believe I actually make it to the gym almost every day?

Since my diet is liquid there's no need to exercise.

Here and there. Mainly in gym or by playing football or baseball...that sort of thing.

I'm too busy doing worthwhile things of great import to even think about wasting my time with anything so lame as exercise.

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Are you a geek?

Yes.

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What's your favorite drink?

Cream Soda.

Maker's Mark.

Bombay Sapphire Gin.

Beer in a can.

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Which way do you swing?

I'm gay!

I'm straight!

I'm not sure!

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It's a Friday night. What are you doing?

Catching a band or DJing.

Watching cable.

Doing the same thing I did last night. I['m consuming massive amounts of alcohol and making out with everyone in sight..

Driving around wondering why my ex dumped me.

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Your best friend is:

A teddy bear.

A rounf Jewish kid who really likes Public Enemy.

Your significant other.

A bartender.

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Finally, in one word, you are:

Tortured

Inquisitive

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Insane.

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The many faces of Tankboy

Get started with these questions...

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

A song by this artist comes on the radio and you don't turn it off. Who is it?

Your significant other is:

What's on your bookshelf?

Do you smoke?

Look down. What's on your feet?

Your hair is:

Let's talk about piercings. What's your view on the matter?

Do you exercise?

Are you a geek?

What's your favorite drink?

Which way do you swing?

It's a Friday night. What are you doing?

Your best friend is:

Finally, in one word, you are:

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