Rum and Monkey

laugh at her and mock as you continue past. It helps pass the time n you can't be bothered

go and help if they're hot.... you may get a phone number out of it

call someone else to help

shout abuse get the kicking of your life from the thugs and then sue for compensation

Question

how would you appose a world leader (e.g. tony blair)

protest loudly outside his house until he either talks to you, you get food, or get arrested

lure him into a compromising position and invite some photographers round at the wrong moment

just run at the door pass out and wake up in a cell...AGAIN!!!

send threatening emails under a false acocunt name

Question

you are in an events organising committee. what is your role:

you do everything, correct the mistakes, order the food, hire the bands, and of course get all the praise.... you wonderful being

you design posters, and help carry boxes

you offer to sing a sexy number on stage, after little effort, and decide your outfit shall be no more than a basque and a scarf.

you show up eat all the food, and complain that the booze isn't cheap enough.

you just party.... your too drunk/high to care on th night

Question

all your friends are leaving to pursue new lives, your plans are:

get a place of your own, do as you please, work a good job/ do te university course you want, and live a perfect life.... awe!!!

you stay at home and continue your studies as long as possible, and of course eamil all your friends who have gone away

you get a place of your own, a job in an office, and get sacked for inappropriate behavoiu with two members of staff (of you sexual pursasion) at the office xmas party (volovaunts have been banned from all functions thanks to you)

you intend to become dolescum and start your own "crew"

dunno, i just get drunk and see what happens

none of the above. i intend to just get married to someone very, very, very rich!!!

Question

what is your preferd choice of the following menu:

chips (with anything)

salad (low fat mayo ONLY!!)

whatever you can afford and isn't from starbucks (EVIL CORPORATION!!!)

anything... it's not what you eat its how you eat it.

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the random animal test

Get started with these questions...

you are walking down the street and you see some chav's muggin a man/woman. do you:

how would you appose a world leader (e.g. tony blair)

you are in an events organising committee. what is your role:

all your friends are leaving to pursue new lives, your plans are:

what is your preferd choice of the following menu:

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