What Your Mother Should Have Named You

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Get started with these questions...

1

Are You a Republican?

2

How often do you gaze at clouds in a mindless stuper?

3

What is your idea of a perfect date?

4

Are you secretly a gay/lesbian person?

5

Are you a communist pig, and/or illegal Mexican immigrant?

6

What's your catch phrase?

7

What is your favorite animal?

8

What kind of hippie are you?

9

How many people have you slept with today?

10

What one thing do you want to do before you die?

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