Which dildo color is best for you?

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Are you european?

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Is it OK to hurt someone if they hurt you first?

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Are you an existentialist?

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Have you ever worn a beret?

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Would you ever cake nail polish to your nipples as a fashion statement?

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Are you catholic?

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Are you one of those annoying dipshits who goes around quoting Nietzsche?

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Are you a fan of Queen?

9

Ever been to Sri Lanka?

10

Aliens from outer space land in your back yard. They mistake you for the ruler of Earth and present you with a device capable of solving problems like world hunger, war, poverty and injustice. What do you do?

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When I get mad...

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Are you happy?

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If you aren't happy, what would make you happy?

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What shames you?

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On dates I like to...

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Do you like animals?

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Do you happen to be either a lesbian or a vegan?

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Can't we all just get along?

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Has looking at ink blots ever caused you to become sexually aroused?

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What is your ambition in life?

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Would you one day like to give loathesome, festering, ignorant humans just what they deserve, bwahahaha?

22

Save the whales?

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Masturbizzle to pornographizzle on da internizzle wit ma computizzle?

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