Rum and Monkey

One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not.

A hotel, motel or other place of lodging that is well below average cleanliness standards.

being totally wired-to-the-gills or high on methamphetamine. so much that a person can't sit still, very paranoid, moving around to the extreme. tweakin' usually happens when the drug is either smoked or injected, not so much if snorted.

Some one that joneses for male sperm.

some one that is not the ordernary person you or your homeboys would hang out with.

1. cute females furry bits, 2. warm wet love tunnel belonging to choppies.

Question

Choose the word or set of words that, when inserted in the sentence, best fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole.

developed...an intricate

resulted...a complicated

evolved...a quaint

degenerated...an obsolescent

differed...an exotic

jitterflippin...mushroom stamp

Question

Are You French

Yes

French maid

Your mother's French

You're mothers' French

Yer mawmaw French's

French's mustard.

Question

What do you think of jirwin

She's relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind.

She's more than usual.

She's standing above others in character or attainment or reputation.

She's of major significance or importance.

She's in an advanced stage of pregnancy.

She's uppercase.

Question

Are you an extrovert?

Why yes, I'm a person who gets drunk, has sex, and goes to parties ALL THE TIME.

Why yes, I'm a person who is rude, loud, obnoxious, aggressive, and brutish.

Why yes, I'm a useless hunk of flesh whose only purpose is to take up valuble space. A plague upon any society. The world would be much more peaceful and serene without them.

Why yes, I'm a person who has no mind, and rarely thinks about anything other than when his next group encounter will occur.

Why yes, I'm a person who hates you and think's you're inferior for not being just like them.

Why yes, I'm French for 'bright green'.

Question

Are you saved?

Yes, and Jesus watches you masturbate.

Yes, my vagina belongs to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Yes, I talk to snakes.

Yes, and I believe that tampons are Satan's little cotton fingers.

No, but I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces.

No, but I do believe that beer makes the baby jesus cry.

Question

Were you offended by the last question?

Yes

Yes.

Question

Without looking, who is the prime minister of Canada?

Doy, it's Jacques Chirac.

Doy, it's Paul Martin.

Doy, it's called a Premier Ministre du Canada.

Doy, it's Jean Chrétien

Doy, it's Alistair from You Can't Do That on Television.

Doy, it's Mandu, the feline head of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Question

What do you love most?

warts.

relish.

being ugly.

good flavor at high prices.

good flavor for free. except for some mauling.

spreading bacilli.

Question

What do you think of corporate whores?

Corporate or non-profit, they're all the same to me!

EXXON! EXXON! EXXON!

I own three Starbucks franchises.

Sho-ty stole all my money!

I looooooove Fox News.

No, I only like small, single barrel brews from local companies that use fresh mountain spring water, never aboe 23 degrees celsius.

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