What sort of person are you!

Blue, just like the ocean!

I'm more of a fiery red type of person.

Green, like the envy I see in people's eyes when they look at me.

Purple. Its just sooooooo lush.

Black. Every wall I own is painting in it.

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If you were an instrument, what sort of instrument would you be?

I'd be the drums, the backing beat to any event!

Bass. I'm smooth and deep.

Like the many keys of a piano, I have a wide range of appeal.

Guitar. Clearly like myself, the coolest instrument there is.

Cymbal. I'm really quite dull.

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Is a glass half full, or half empty?

Clearly half empty. Nearly finished. How depressing.

Half full! Still so much to go! Nothing to worry about!

I'd say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

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The pinnacle of TV humour is ...

Yes, minister.

The Simpsons.

Beavis and Butthead.

SouthPark.

Friends

Frasier

Some guy vomiting into his underpants on Jackass

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Is abortion murder?

Yes, and pro-choicers are nothing but baby killers.

No, the foetus is part of the mother's body.

GOD IS PRO-LIFE.

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Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?

NEVER!

No, but Id like to try!

No, I love my boyfriend/girlfriend.

No.

Yes.

I dont think so....

Nah...

Maybe....

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Which Celebrity would you most likely be caught sleeping with?

CHRIS CARRABBA

Ashton Kutcher

Drew Carrey

Pamela Anderson

Meghan Is the only girl I need, I mean common, shes a "model"

Barbra Walters!

Brittiney Spears

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A live alligator is chasing you, and it's got an army of particularly angry hippos in tow. Do you ...

Run away, fast

Launch into the Electric Six's novelty hit Danger! High Voltage and assume the rampaging beasts will get into the nu-disco groove

Evolve more quickly and fly into the ether

Attempt to woo the alligator into a sadistic game of love

Soil your pants, your trousers, and half a sock

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Preferred fighting style?

Turning people's parents into soup.

I gotta plastic Lightsaber, and I ain't afraid to use it!

Poking people when their backs are turned.

Generally being nice to folk.

"Come back, I'll bite yer kneecaps off!"

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Do you have enemies?

Never by choice.

More than there are stars in the sky, mortal.

A select few, and they're damn good at what they do.

All that is good and pure.

Ah... easy come, easy go. Sure, why not? Hey, why don't I kill those passers by!

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Christmas Spirit?

Bah humbug. I'm off to steal some toys from children.

Hurrah! I get to decorate EVERY piece of furniture I have with crappy tinsel.

I'm a slave to the capitalist systtem, and enjoy this treasured chance to get more into debt.

I'm Jewish. Christm....what?

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Whats your personality like?

wait... whaaa????

Overly happy!

Life sucks.....

I LOVE ALCOHOL!

I'm on so much drugs I dont even know where I am anymore

Wanna fuck?

Active

Suck my dick, ass hole, fuck off

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Do you believe in an afterlife? If so, what's it like?

I don't know, man, I'm not a theologian. I live for the present. Carpe diem!

I told you, I'm a vegetarian! Now get that light out of my eyes.

I'm holding a bit of Heaven in my arms right now.

Well, I don't know about Heaven, but there's definitely a Hell because I'm living in it.

Absolutely. I believe that upon death all of God's children go either to the Heavenly Kingdom or the fires of Hell.

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Do you remember your dreams? What are they like?

I'm usually too hung over or high to remember my dreams.

I only exist in people's dreams, heheheee!

No, but I sometimes daydream while I'm listening to or playing music.

I have nightmares.

Yes. Sometimes dreams can be the instrument of divine instruction.

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How do you spend a Friday or Saturday night?

I boogie, baby, I boogie!

Mmm...crackers. Did you see the cricket match last week?

I usually have a date, and we often go to dinner and a play.

I sit in my bedroom and write unoriginal poetry until I cry myself to sleep.

I hang out with friends at my house or theirs, and we talk and just generally hang out.

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